Capo on 2

Intro: [G, D, C] x4


Verse:
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1)If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)        C (x32010@1)                      G (320003@1)I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1)If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)                 C (x32010@1)I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an 
Gottoman) (320003@1)G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1)And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)       C (x32010@1)                        G (320003@1)Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                D (xx0232@1)If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love


Chorus:
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)                Em (022000@1)              C (x32010@1)If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)               Em (022000@1)                      C (x32010@1)If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)If I had a million dollars
                      Em (022000@1)(Strum these chords once)   C (x32010@1)Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
                                         D (xx0232@1)You know, we could just go up there and hang out



Break (Talking part): G, D, C
[Same strumming pattern as intro and verses]

Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah



Verse:
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1)If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)              C (x32010@1)                                G (320003@1) Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)                C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1) Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                           G (320003@1) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)                      C (x32010@1)       
 Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant 
 G (320003@1)bones)
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                 D (xx0232@1) And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love



Chorus:
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)                Em (022000@1)                 C (x32010@1)If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)                     Em (022000@1)             C (x32010@1)If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)                 Em (022000@1)              C (x32010@1)If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
                  D (xx0232@1)But we would eat Kraft Dinner


Break: G, D, C
[same as first]

Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm



Verse:
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1)    
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)               C (x32010@1)                                     G (320003@1)Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1)And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)          C (x32010@1)                    G (320003@1)Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1)If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)        C (x32010@1)                                 G (320003@1)Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)            C (x32010@1)                  D (xx0232@1)If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love


Outro:
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)          Em (022000@1)           C (x32010@1)If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)          Em (022000@1)           C (x32010@1)If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em C (x32010@1)If I had a million dollars
D (xx0232@1)I'd be rich