From BNL's 2000 album "Maroon".

-Standard Tuning-

-No Capo-

The chords are played as follows:
Gm7/C: x33333
G:     320033
G/f#:  2x0033
Em7:   020033
Cadd9: x32033
G/A:   x00033
G/B:   x20033
C2:    x30033
C:     x32010
Am:    x02210
B7/F#: 224242
Em:    022000
Em/F#: 2x2000
Em/G:  3x2000
B7:    x21202
D/F#:  2x023x

[Intro]
Gm7/C

[Verse 1]
G (320003@1)        G/f#       Em7  Cadd9 (x32030@1)Wiped out down the stairs
G (320003@1)       G/f#          Em7         Cadd9 (x32030@1)I'll bet you there's a song in there
G (320003@1)           G/f#        Em7   Cadd9 (x32030@1)   G (320003@1) G/F# (320002@1) Em7   Cadd9 (x32030@1)I'm not sure I'm prepared   to write it down
G (320003@1)       G/f#      Em7  Cadd9 (x32030@1)That guy should be me
G (320003@1)       G/f#        Em7   Cadd9 (x32030@1)I'd look much better on t.v.
G (320003@1)       G/f#         Em7
 Then the world would see
     Cadd9That (x32030@1)I can do anything

[Chorus]
G (320003@1)     G/A (320203@1) I can be that
                G/BBut (143121@7)soon you'll see that
       C2 (x32030@1)              
I will never do anything

Gm7/C (x7, palm mute after each one)

[Verse 2]
Let's play tic tac toe
I'll play X, you can be the O.
Thoughts of turning pro
Have crossed my mind
I could make a mint
Fill my pockets with more than lint
I'll give you a hint
It involves the "internet"

[Chorus] (x2)
I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything

[Bridge 1]
C (x32010@1)      G/B (143121@7)   Am (x02210@1)      B7/F#   Em (022000@1)Em/F# (222000@1)Em/G (322000@1)Em/F# (222000@1) Don't write me off as an also ran
C (x32010@1)    G/B (143121@7)   Am (x02210@1)      B7 (x21202@1)   G (320003@1)Just mark me down as an angry man
      G/f#                  Em7
Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
             C1
How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets?
C (x32010@1)    G/B (143121@7)     Am (x02210@1)         B7/F#    Em (022000@1)Em/F# (222000@1)Em/G (322000@1)Em/F# (222000@1) Life passed me by, but it's not my fault
C (x32010@1)    G/B (143121@7)   Am (x02210@1)              B7 (x21202@1)       G (320003@1) I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?

[Chorus] (x2)
I can be that, but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything

Gm7/C (x7, palm mute after each one)

[Instrumental]
Gm7/C

[Bridge 2]
Gm7/C
Awwwwwww, If I were the king
All my subjects they would dance and sing
They could kiss my ring
            G (320003@1) G/B (143121@7) C2And (x32030@1)kiss my ass
G (320003@1)       D/F# (200232@1)   Em (022000@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1)When I'm old and grey
G (320003@1)        D/F# (200232@1)     Em (022000@1)        Cadd9 (x32030@1)I'll look back on my life and say
G (320003@1)       D/F# (200232@1)   Em (022000@1)"Give me one more day,
               Cadd9And (x32030@1)I'll still never do anything."

[Chorus] (x4)
I can be that
but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything

[End on G]