An obscure song from BNL's first demo tape, "Buck Naked".

-Standard Tuning-

-No Capo-

-Chords Are Played As Follows-
G:     320033
D:     xx0232
Cadd9: x32033
D7:    xx0212

[Intro]
G, D, C, D (x2)

G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)    Cadd9 (x32030@1)       D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)Cadd9 (x32030@1)D7 (xx0212@1) 
 I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem

G, D, C, D (x2)

[Verse 1]
G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)    Cadd9 (x32030@1)    D (xx0232@1)    G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)Cadd9 (x32030@1)DWhere (xx0232@1)is this thing that I call heaven?
G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)  Cadd9 (x32030@1)D (xx0232@1)    G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)Cadd9 (x32030@1)D (xx0232@1)What is it doing here on earth?
G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)     Cadd9 (x32030@1) D (xx0232@1)   G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)Cadd9 (x32030@1)D (xx0232@1)Who is this holding my umbrella?
G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)     Cadd9 (x32030@1) D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)Cadd9 (x32030@1)D (xx0232@1)Who is this looking up your skirt?

[Verse 2]
You always wear it with a sense of style
I like to wear it with a smirk
You make me wait for just a little while
I open up my mouth and yell

[Chorus]
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)         Cadd9 (x32030@1)    DI'm (xx0232@1)home, you're home, I'm all alone
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)    Cadd9 (x32030@1)  D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)Cadd9 (x32030@1)Why can't I call you on the phone?
  D (xx0232@1)          GI (320003@1)really don't know
(G)       D (xx0232@1)         Cadd9 (x32030@1)    DI'm (xx0232@1)home, you're home, we're all alone
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)    Cadd9 (x32030@1)  D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)Cadd9 (x32030@1)DWhy (xx0232@1)can't I call you on the phone?

[Instrumental]
G, D, Em7 (x4)
G, D, Cadd9, D (x2)

[Verse 3]
You always wear it with a sense of style
I like to wear it with a skirt
I'll be okay in just a little while
And I open my big mouth and yell

[Chorus]
Did you laugh? did you cry?
Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?
I really don't know
Did you laugh? did you cry?
Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?

[Instrumental]
G, D, Em7 (x4)

[Bridge] 
(Same chords as the verses)
Take off, to the great white north
Take off, it's a beauty way to go
Take off, to the great white north
Take off, it's a beauty way to go

[Outro]
Where is this thing that I call heaven?
Did you laugh at that?
What is it doing here on earth?
Did you cry?
Who is this holding my umbrella?
Did you say my name with a sigh?
Who is this looking up your skirt?