-Standard Tuning-

-No Capo-

[Intro]
G5 , D5 , C5 , D5 (x2)

G5    D5      C5         D5          G5     D5  C5  D5   
 I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem

G5 , D5 , C5 , D5 (x2)

[Verse 1]
G5      D5      C5      D5      G5      D5  C5  D5
Where is this thing that I call heaven?
G5      D5    C5  D5      G5     D5  C5  D5
 What is it doing here on earth?
G5    D5       C5   D5     G5     D5  C5  D5
 Who is this holding my umbrella?
G5    D5       C5   D5        G5     D5  C5  D5
 Who is this looking up your skirt?

[Verse 2]
You always wear it with a sense of style
I like to wear it with a smirk
You make me wait for just a little while
I open up my mouth and yell

[Chorus]
G5         D5           C5      D5
I'm home, you're home, I'm all alone
G5     D5      C5    D5       G5    D5  C5
 Why can't I call you on the phone?
  D5            G5
I really don't know
( G5 )       D5           C5      D5
I'm home, you're home, we're all alone
G5     D5      C5    D5       G5    D5  C5  D5
Why can't I call you on the phone?

[Instrumental]
G5 , D5 , E5 (x4)
G5 , D5 , C5 , D5 (x2)

[Verse 3]
You always wear it with a sense of style
I like to wear it with a skirt
I'll be okay in just a little while
And I open my big mouth and yell

[Chorus]
Did you laugh? did you cry?
Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?
I really don't know
Did you laugh? did you cry?
Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?

[Instrumental]
G5 , D5 , E5 (x4)

[Bridge] 
(Same chords as the verses)
Take off, to the great white north
Take off, it's a beauty way to go
Take off, to the great white north
Take off, it's a beauty way to go

[Outro]
Where is this thing that I call heaven?
Did you laugh at that?
What is it doing here on earth?
Did you cry?
Who is this holding my umbrella?
Did you say my name with a sigh?
Who is this looking up your skirt?