NUDIE BAR BLUES by Barnyard Ballers


           Em
E|-------|---------|---------|---------|-----------|
B|-------|---------|---------|---------|-----------|
G|-------|---------|---------|---------|-----------|
D|-------|------0--|-2-------|---------|-----------|
A|----0--|-2-------|------0--|-2-------|-----------|
E|-------|---------|---------|------3--|-0---------|

Em                      Am   G
Driving home in my car
Em                          Am   G
I've been at the nudie bar
Em                          Am   G
I'm not gonna let her sleep
       Em                            Am   G
'cause I want sex, I want it cheap

Am             C         B
All the things that I've seen
    Am            C    B
and now I want my pornoqueen

Em                              Am    G
I'm so happy that you're home
    Em                         Am    G
Now get the spermicidal foam

Em            G
Just one dance on the lap
    Am              C        Em/B
and I'm all braver, ready to snap

             D
I've got the nudie bar blues
Am
What you gonna do?
  C                     B
I need it and I need it bad
             D
I've got the nudie bar blues
Am
What you gonna do?
   C                                B
My balls are blue, my mind is going mad

    E|--------------|
    B|--------------|
    G|--------------|
    D|--4-----------|
    A|--2--0--------|
    E|--------3--2--|

My wife don't like it when I go
The devil in me starts to grow
Coming home all in a rage
from watching women half my age

It's not my fault - I lose control
Naked chicks will take their toll

If I get home and you're not there
I'll find a hooker, I don't care


Just one dance on the lap...


I've got the nudie bar blues...


Friday at the nudie bar
I took it just a step to far
Saw this little chicken dance
I knew I had to take the chance

Followed her home, kicked down the door
Left her bleeding on the floor

Guess I must have lost my head
'cause now that poor girl's lying dead


Just one dance on the lap...


I've got the nudie bar blues...