Intro: G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 D5 G5 C5 The private life of Bill and Sue D5 G5 Can you dig what I?m telling you C5 D5 No one knows just why we care G5 D5 We see their faces everywhere A5 The strangest story you ever knew D5 The private life of Bill and Sue Refr?o: G5 C5 California to Mexico D5 G5 Everybody?s just gotta know C5 Dallas Texas to Monterey D5 G5 Wastin? time on a sunny day C5 San Onofre to Jersey shore D5 G5 At the line in the grocery store C5 Everybody who ever knew D5 G5 The private life of Bill and Sue Instrumental: G5 C5 D5 G5 D5 G5 C5 The private life of Bill and Sue D5 G5 The world is wonderin' what they do C5 D5 We watch them on our TV screen G5 D5 Their lives are like a movie scene A5 The strangest story you ever knew D5 The private life of Bill and Sue (Refr?o) Ponte: A5 D5 Sometimes life can be so strange A5 D5 Maybe we?re just lookin? for a change Refr?o: G5 C5 California to Mexico D5 G5 Everybody?s just gotta know C5 Dallas Texas to Monterey D5 G5 Wastin? time on a sunny day G5 C5 San Onofre to Jersey shore D5 G5 At the line in the grocery store G5 C5 Everybody who ever knew D5 G5 The private life of Bill and Sue G5 C5 D5 Um - boddy yaddy - - Um boddy yaddy yea - - G5 C5 D5 Um - boddy yaddy - - Um boddy yaddy yi G5 C5 California to Mexico D5 G5 Everybody?s just gotta know C5 Dallas Texas to Monterey D5 G5 Wastin? time on a sunny day Muffled Background Narration: ( G5 C5 D5 G5 A5 D5 G5 D5 ) Bill and Sue Stars of the once popular reality show The Private Life of Bill and Sue Were reported lost at sea today Along with their camera crew While filming an episode on location near Catalina Island Skeptics speculate that the once popular duo Whose ratings have been tumbling since leaving the network Actually faked their demise...