A (x02220@1)            EAs (022100@1)Martin said to Xanthe
          E7 (020130@1)              AAs (x02220@1)they played with wooden toys,
                          E"You (022100@1)may have Wendy's playhouse,
     E7 (020130@1)                  ABut (x02220@1)where the hell's your boys?"

    AAs (x02220@1)Paul said to Fifi
         EAs (022100@1)they eyed each other up,
     E7"You (020130@1)may have better plimsolls,
          ABut (x02220@1)you can't pee standing up."

      D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)              DAn (xx0232@1)I'd like to take the time to bite
                ETheir (022100@1)neck and make it bleed
D (xx0232@1)               AOr (x02220@1)maybe I could cut holes in their
  D (xx0232@1)          E7Daddy (020130@1)Harris Tweed.

    A (x02220@1)                   EAnd (022100@1)I can't put my finger on it.
E7 (020130@1)                         AMaybe (x02220@1)it's something in the food,
                          EAnd (022100@1)I can't put my finger on it
E7 (020130@1)                             AAll (x02220@1)I know is Christ would have sued.

                    EAs (022100@1)Sharon said to Jamie
        E7 (020130@1)            AAs (x02220@1)they sat down for a chat,
                            E"If (022100@1)you think I'm cooking dinner,
         E7 (020130@1)              AWell, (x02220@1)prepare to eat dead rat."

     AAs (x02220@1)Debbie said to Alex
         EAs (022100@1)they held hands in the park
      E7"How (020130@1)come you wear Rupert Check
      AWhen (x02220@1)you think you're so hard."
 D (xx0232@1)                    AI (x02220@1)should have done his Land Rover
D (xx0232@1)          ETo (022100@1)let them know I've been,
D (xx0232@1)         AInstead (x02220@1)I wrote "F' off"
        D (xx0232@1)              E7On (020130@1)the dirt across his screen.

    A (x02220@1)                   EAnd (022100@1)I can't put my finger on it.
E7 (020130@1)                         AMaybe (x02220@1)it's something in the food,
                          EAnd (022100@1)I can't put my finger on it
E7 (020130@1)                             AAll (x02220@1)I know is Christ would have sued.