When they were on acoustic tour, Paul used a capo on the fifth fret, playing slowly on 
the d, g, b and high e strings....

INTRO: G G G G

Gthere's (320003@1)not a lot that you can do in this van
GWith (320003@1)these fine young boys.
GStuck (320003@1)in confined spaces
GThe (320003@1)pram has only so many toys.

G Em D Cadd9

G (320003@1)                           Cadd9You (x32030@1)fall in love with girls in hi-viz jackets
G (320003@1)             Cadd9Girls (x32030@1)in their golf carts.
G (320003@1)             Cadd9Well (x32030@1)laid tans and sunglasses
G (320003@1)                  Cadd9But (x32030@1)it's over before it starts.

G (320003@1)             DIn (xx0232@1)a field in texas
G (320003@1)               DUnder (xx0232@1)the waco rain
G (320003@1)                              DPulled (xx0232@1)from the deepening quicksand
G (320003@1)                       DBy (xx0232@1)an angel and his chain.

PRECHORUS:
GI'll (320003@1)be your tongue.
EmYou'll (022000@1)be my groove.
Cadd9
I'll be your positive.
DYou'll (xx0232@1)be my negative.
GI'll (320003@1)be your tongue.
EmYou'll (022000@1)be my groove.
Cadd9
I'll drive the get away
DAnd (xx0232@1)you bring the glue.

CHROUS:
GI'll (320003@1)be your velcro.
EmI'll (022000@1)be your velcro.
Cadd9
I'll be your Velcro.
DI'll (xx0232@1)be your velcro.
GI'll (320003@1)be your velcro.
Em (022000@1)                 DI'll (xx0232@1)be your velcro.

REPEATS THE SAME CHORDS OVER AGAIN FOR THE NEXT VERSES & CHORUSES

Now we're clacking at computers
In the sickly light they throw.
All jonesing for wi-fi
So we can steal more tv shows.
Watching a 6 year old on youtube
Playing drums to billie jean.
Now this is the stuff that binds us
This and all those dairy creams.

I'll be your tongue.
You'll be my groove.
I'll be your positive.
You'll be my negative.
I'll be your tongue.
You'll be my groove.
I'll drive the get away.
And you bring the glue.

I'll be your velcro.
I'll be your velcro.
I'll be your velcro.

I'll be your velcro.
I'll be your velcro.
I'll be your velcro.

I'll be your velcro.

We're heading home airport screening
Man has his rubber gloves on.
He says there's explosive residue on the strings of my guitar?
Well that will be six weeks of sweat now
In a pop-rock combo.
Why don't you come and join us?
You can take all the solos?

I'll be your tongue.
You'll be my groove.
I'll be your positive.
You'll be my negative.
I'll be your tongue.
You'll be my groove.
I'll drive the get away
And you bring the glue.

I'll be your velcro.
 END OF SONG

There is also the main tab in the intro which is played on the bottom e string that goes 
like this:

E|-----8---8----8--10--5---5--8--1---1--1--3---3--3---|