Introdu??o: G5  C5  A5  B5  A5  B5

            G5  C5  A5  B5  A5  B5

G5        C5      A5  B5  A5  B5
 I got a bad flavor
G5      C5        A5  B5  A5  B5
 I got dirty clothes
G5        C5          A5  B5  A5  B5
 I got a strange neighbor, who
G5        C5    A5 (stop)
 Doesn't have curtains on her windows
G5        C5      A5  B5  A5  B5
 I got a pet hedgehog
G5         C5          A5  B5  A5  B5
 Drinkin' Jager all day
G5           C5      A5  B5 A5   B5
 You got my Crate combo and a
C5                D5
 Baby on the way but it's OK

Chorus:
C5           B5      A5        G5          C5    B5          A5     G5
 It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
C5      B5        A5 (fill)   C5                      B5 A5 G5
 Can't take the fall,    I really wanna make that call

Fill:
eb | -4--4-3- | 
Bb | -4--4-3- | 
Gb | -------- | 
Db | -------- | 
Ab | -------- | 
Eb | -------- | 

Post-Chorus (w/ intro):
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah

Verse:
That's my new best friend
Ann Disaster's her name
We're passin' out on the carpet and our
Attributes are the same
It's the slacker lifestyle
That we do so well
Bills are due on Monday and I'm
I'm oblivious, can't you tell?

Chorus:
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call

Bridge:
G5     C5                 A5
 My brain is super-fried
G5             C5              A5
 It involves pain to look inside

Chorus:

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I

Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call

Post-Chorus 2:
G5 C5 D5        C5       G5  C5       D5    C5
     Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah

Interlude:
G5        C5      A5  B5  A5  B5

G5        C5      A5  B5  A5  B5

G5        C5      A5  B5  A5  B5

C5               D5

Chorus:
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call

Bridge:
My brain is super-fried
It involves pain to look inside

Chorus:
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call
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