Intro: C - F - Am - F


C       F   Am
I got a bad flavor
C     F     Am
I got dirty clothes
C       F       Am
I got a strange neighbor
C   F       Am   F>
who doesn't have curtains on her windows

C       F   C
I got a pet hedgehog
C        F          Am
drinkin' jaeger all day
C          F     C           F
you got me crate combo and a baby on the way
         Am
but it's ok

Am         C    F        C
It's gonna take a lot of time
C      F C   F     C    F      C
before i can cross that finish line
Am       F C              F
and when i can't take the fall
C                   F    Am
i really wanna make that call

C - F - Am - F
ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah

C      F      C    Am
That's my new best friend
C   F              Am
ann disaster's her name
C             F          C Am
we're passin' out on the carpet
C       F>
and our attributes are the same

C        F       Am
It's the slacker lifestyle
F       C     F Am
that we do so well
Am               C
bills are due on monday
F              C         F
i'm oblivious, can't you tell


Am         C    F        C
It's gonna take a lot of time
C      F C   F     C    F      C
before i can cross that finish line
Am       F C              F
and when i can't take the fall
C                   F    Am
i really wanna make that call

F
my brain is super-fried
C
it involves pain to look inside


Am         C    F        C
It's gonna take a lot of time
C      F C   F     C    F      C
before i can cross that finish line
Am       F C              F
and when i can't take the fall
C                   F    Am
i really wanna make that call