Billy Connolly two little boys in blue from years ago
[C]Now two little boys had two little toys
A whistle and a helmut [F]blue
And when they were wee it was [C]plain to see
[D]What they'd grow up into[G]
[C]They were hittin' other weans, bashing in their brains
And shoppin' everybody [F]too
They didn't reform, now they're [C]in uniform
[G]They're two little boys in blue[C]
[C]Do you think I could leave you lying
When I could lie my arse off [F]too
If somebody squawks in the[C] witness box
[D]I'll cover up for you[G]
[C]I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes
The way the sergeant taught us [F]to
Before you count to three we'll be[C] off scott free
[G]We're two little boys in blue[C]
[C]Now the duty sergeant said tuck the prisoners into bed
But before you take their cocoa [F]through
Keep them in their cells and hit [C]them where it tells
[D]But don't leave them black and blue[G]
[C]You can kick them on their balls, bounce their head off the walls
Bash them on the kidneys [F]too
Beat them on the legs and thighs [C]but don't give them black eyes
[G]Or you'll be a prisoner too[C]
[C]Do you think I could leave you lying
When I could lie my arse off [F]too
If somebody squawks in the[C] witness box
[D]I'll cover up for you[G]
[C]I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes
The way the sergeant taught us [F]to
Before you count to three we'll be[C] off scott free
[G]We're two little boys in blue[C]
[C]So if you see them on the beat
As they swagger down your street
Here's a piece of advice for [F]you
Don't trust your luck [C]turn around then run like fuck!
[G]From the two little boys in blue[C]
[C]Do you think I could leave you lying
When I could lie my arse off [F]too
If somebody squawks in the[C] witness box
[D]I'll cover up for you[G]
[C]I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes
The way the sergeant taught us [F]to
Before you count to three we'll be[C] off scott free
[G]We're two little boys in blue[C]
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