Intro: Acordes: C5 G5 F5 C5 G5 e | ------------------------------------------------------- | B | ----------------8h10p8--------------------------------- | G | ------5---5h7(b9)-------(b9)(b9)10-(b9)7-5-----5-7^9^7-5---5-- | D | 5-7-5-------------------------------5-7------------7--- | A | ------------------------------------------------------- | E | ------------------------------------------------------- | C5 I don't care if it Rains or freezes G5 As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus F5 C5 G5 Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car C5 Through my trials And tribulations G5 And my travels Through the nation F5 C5 G5 With my plastic Jesus I'll go far C5 G5 Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air F5 C5 G5 A wreck may be ahead But he don't mind C5 G5 Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me F5 C5 G5 And any other thing that lies behind C5 G5 F5 C5 G5 With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far C5 G5 F5 C5 G5 I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car C5 G5 When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn F5 C5 G5 Ican let all my curses roll C5 G5 'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'Cos he has a plastic ear F5 C5 G5 The man who invented plastic Saved my soul C5 G5 F5 C5 G5 With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far C5 G5 F5 C5 G5 I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car A5 G5 A5 G5 An if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tight F5 C5 G5 They never find my bottle Though they ask A5 G5 A5 G5 'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see F5 C5 G5 He's hollow and I use him like a flask G5 Woa Woa Woa C5 - - G5 - - F5 ? C5 ?G5 (Save me) C5 - - G5 - F5 ? - C5 - G5 C5 G5 I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary F5 C5 G5 Ridin' on the dashboard of my car C5 I feel that I'm protected amply G5 F5 C5 G5 I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car C5 G5 F5 C5 G5 With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I'll go far C5 G5 F5 C5 G5 And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car C5 G5 When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan F5 C5 G5 Sittin' on the dashboard of my car C5 Women know I'm on the level G5 Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil F5 C5 Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car
