INTRO: G5 D5 G5 D5 G5 D5 With a halo of gnats around my cotton-pickin' head A5 You never even listened to a single word I said G5 D5 You sit there on your pompous ass and click your fancy heels A5 Contemplate another piece of art that you can steal G5 D5 B5 Yeah you're rich and you're good-lookin' and outstanding in your field G5 D5 But I'm the real deal, no you can't know how I feel G5 D5 'Cause I'm the real, real real deal G5 D5 G5 D5 Ah ya bet your sweet petuti I'm the real deal G5 D5 You may always be rich and I may always be poor A5 You're the kind that never gets enough of wantin' more G5 D5 Hittin' on my friends, swingin' on my doors A5 Here's a little somethin's gonna even up the score G5 D5 B5 Try as you may you can't know how I feel G5 D5 'Cause I'm the real deal, oh you can't know how I feel G5 D5 'Cause I'm the real, real real deal G5 D5 G5 D5 Ah ya bet your sweet petuti I'm the real deal G5 D5 I used to chop that cotton sometimes leanin' on my hoe A5 But we all know a hoe ain't just a hoe anymore G5 D5 You educated gals are 'sposed to be so damned smart A5 Sometimes you fool around and get the horse behind the cart G5 D5 B5 I got one foot in the grave the other 'un on a 'nanner peel G5 D5 But I'm the real deal, I can make you young girls squeal G5 D5 'Cause I'm the real, real real deal G5 D5 You bet your sweet petuti I'm the real deal INTRO out
