CHave (x32010@1)you ever met a girl that you tried to date
DmBut (xx0231@1)a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
GI (320003@1)was talking to this girl from the U.S. nation
CThe (x32010@1)way that I met her was on tour at a concert
DmShe (xx0231@1)had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage dripping, pouring with sweat
GI (320003@1)was walking through the crowd and guess who I met
CI (x32010@1)whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth
DmSo (xx0231@1)I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
GShe (320003@1)had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
CI (x32010@1)took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
DmI (xx0231@1)said, how do you like the show?
She said, I was very amused
I started throwing bass, she started throwing back mid-range
GBut (320003@1)when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
CThen (x32010@1)when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend
DmShe (xx0231@1)said, no I dont, I only have a friend
Come on, Im not even goin for it
GThis (320003@1)is what Im goin sing
C (x32010@1) DmYou, (xx0231@1)you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
GAnd (320003@1)you say hes just a friend, oh baby
C (x32010@1) DmYou, (xx0231@1)you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
GBut (320003@1)you say hes just a friend, oh baby
C (x32010@1) DmYou, (xx0231@1)you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
GBut (320003@1)you say hes just a friend, oh baby
CSo (x32010@1)I took blah-blahs word for it at this time
DmI (xx0231@1)thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime
cause I have friends and thats a fact
GLike (320003@1)Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack
CForget (x32010@1)about that, lets go into the story
DmAbout (xx0231@1)a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talking, gettin' familiar
GSpending (320003@1)a lot of time so we can build a
CRelationship (x32010@1)or some understanding
DmHow (xx0231@1)its gonna be in the future we was planning
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
GI (320003@1)had no idea I was in for a treat
CAfter (x32010@1)this was established, everything was cool
DmThe (xx0231@1)tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
GEverytime (320003@1)that I called her it seemed something was brewin'
CI (x32010@1)called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
DmI (xx0231@1)said, yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend
Dont gimme that, dont even gimme that
GJust (320003@1)bust this
C (x32010@1) DmYou, (xx0231@1)you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
GAnd (320003@1)you say hes just a friend, oh baby
C (x32010@1) DmYou, (xx0231@1)you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
GBut (320003@1)you say hes just a friend, oh baby
C (x32010@1) DmYou, (xx0231@1)you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
GBut (320003@1)you say hes just a friend, oh baby
CSo (x32010@1)I came to her college on a surprise visit
DmTo (xx0231@1)see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
GThe (320003@1)first semester of the school year
CI (x32010@1)went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
DmThis (xx0231@1)guy made me fill out a visitors form
He told me where it was and I was on my way
GTo (320003@1)see my baby doll, I was happy to say
CI (x32010@1)arrrived in front of the dormitory
DmYo, (xx0231@1)could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
GI (320003@1)didnt know I was in for such an event
CSo (x32010@1)I came to her room and opened the door
DmOh, (xx0231@1)snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,
GI (320003@1)was so in shock my heart went down south
CSo (x32010@1)please listen to the message that I send
DmDont (xx0231@1)ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
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