Em      Am          G     D        Em
I saw a fat fucking bitch eating a snack

     Am        G       D             Em
So I went over to her, showed her my crack

  Am         G         D          Em
I told her a joke, she started to choke

            Am            G          D             Em      Am       G
Boy, you're stupid in the head, so I showed her my penis instead

D               Em      Am
I showed her my penis instead




Em    Am             G
Can I offer you some penis?

D
(Yeah)

Em    Am             G
And I promise I have cleaned it

D
(I cleaned it so well)

Em      Am                G
Can you show your tits or asshole

D             Em
Show your big poonani

       Am         G         B
You're not number one on my list

                         Em    Am    G
But your ass attracts my fist

D                    Em    Am    G
Your ass attracts my fist

D                    Em    Am    G
Your ass attracts my fi-hist

            D               Em                
I said your ass attracts my fist




Em    Am             G
Can I offer you some penis?

D
(Yeah)

Em    Am             G
And I promise I have cleaned it

D
(I cleaned it so well)

Em      Am                G
Can you show your tits or asshole

D             Em
Show your big poonani

       Am         G         B
You're not number one on my list

                         Em    Am    G
But your ass attracts my fist

D                    Em    Am    G
Your ass attracts my fist

D                    Em    Am    G    
Your ass attracts my fi-hist

                     Em         
Your ass attracts my fist