INTRO: D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 D5 A5 D5 He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' a regular Coke G5 D5 We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes G5 D5 G5 We all said man what happened to you, why can't you just have a few D5 A5 D5 He said I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't CHORUS: D5 F#5 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink G5 D5 Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine D5 A5 I get loud, and I get proud, and it gets worse D5 F#5 G5 D5 Well if I have one, I have thirteen, no there ain't no in-between D5 A5 D5 'Cause the more I drink, hmm , the more I drink A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop CHORUS: D5 F#5 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink G5 D5 And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine D5 A5 I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse D5 F#5 G5 D5 Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there ain't no in-between D5 A5 D5 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yeah yeah D5 F#5 G5 D5 A5 Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about D5 F#5 Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen G5 D5 Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine D5 A5 D5 G5 The more I drink, the more I drink D5 A5 Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink OUTRO: D5 A5 D5
