This is #15 on the Yellow version of the c.d: 'take off your pants and Jacket'

it is very funny. My best friend figured it out and i tabbed it so everyone can see the real version of the song!!! lol, if i made any mistakes ima sorry cuz it's 2 am and i don't have it written down or do i have any experience with this website. I'm pretty sure this is absolutly correct so EnJOY!! if you gots any problems e-mail me at: hollym_182@hotmail.com

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Play this over and over till the song ends.

Words:
 Tom: I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
 
Mark: He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
 
Tom: I wanna fuck a dog, that's right kids
 Tom: I tried to fuck your mom in the ass.
      I tried to fuck your dad in the ass
      Could only find the dog....and his ass

 All: We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
      We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
      We wanna fuck a dog

 Tom: I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
 
Mark (with pirate voice): Argh! Me and me first mate you scurvy cur (?)
 
Tom: I tried to fuck a fucking pirate
      But I found the dog
 
Mark/pirate: Argh! That was no pirate man, that was thy own sister
 Mark: It's a Mexican pirate

 All: We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
      We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
      We wanna fuck a fucking dog

Stop playing

 Mark: Fuck you