Blink 182, Happy Holidays, You Bastard. Tabbed by King Of The Eskimos, kingoftheeskimos@silverchair.org. Song: Happy Holidays, You Bastard Artist: Blink 182 Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket Tabbed by King Of The Eskimos, 6/28/01 ^Note^ This is the funniest, coolest, and all around best song off the new CD. The CD’s not bad, not as good as Enema or Dude Ranch, but there are a few really good songs (such as Stay Together For The Kids, Fuck a Dog, and The Time You Fucked Grandpa). Anyways, this song’s the best. Standard Tuning e-------------------------------------------------- B-------------------------------------------------- G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-------------------------------- D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4------------------- A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4------------------- E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2------------------- It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin presents It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin presents e-------------------------------------------------- B-------------------------------------------------- G-------------------------------------------------- D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2--------------------- A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2--------------------- E--4--4—-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0--------------------- And I hate hate hate your guts I hate hate hate your guts e-------------------------------------------------- B-------------------------------------------------- G--4--4-4------------------------------------------ D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--------------------- A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--------------------- E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2--------------------- And I’ll never talk to you again Unless your dad’ll suck me off e-------------------------------------------------- B-------------------------------------------------- G--4--4-4------------------------------------------ D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------ A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------ E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------ I’ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I’ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock e-------------------------------------------------- B-------------------------------------------------- G--4--4-4------------------------------------------ D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--------------------- A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--------------------- E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2--------------------- I’ll never talk to you again I’ll never talk to you again e-------------------------------------------------- B-------------------------------------------------- G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-------------------------------- D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4------------------- A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4------------------- E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2------------------- It’s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs It’s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs e-------------------------------------------------- B-------------------------------------------------- G-------------------------------------------------- D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2--------------------- A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2--------------------- E--4--4—-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0--------------------- And he shit shit shit his pants He’s always fuckin shittin his pants e-------------------------------------------------- B-------------------------------------------------- G--4--4-4------------------------------------------ D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--------------------- A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--------------------- E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2--------------------- And I’ll never talk to you again Unless your dad’ll suck me off e-------------------------------------------------- B-------------------------------------------------- G--4--4-4------------------------------------------ D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------ A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------ E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------ I’ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I’ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock e-------------------------------------------------- B-------------------------------------------------- G--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4-------- D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4-------- A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2-------- E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2--------------------- I’ll never talk to you again I’ll never talk to you again And that’s that. This tab is 100 percent correct and complete. Send comments/suggestions and or large sums of money to kingoftheeskimos@silverchair.org Thanx for reading my tab, and good luck. :: Ultimate Guitar Archive :: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com
