Song:  When You ***ed Grandpa 
Artist:  Blink 182
Album:  Take Off Your Pants And Jacket(2001)
Tabbed by:  bAbYHxCx
Email:  gregoryguima@hotmail.com


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Intro:

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

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Verse1

When you ***ed grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
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did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
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and ask you to fellate him and stick a finger or two in his ass
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Chorus

        He seems like a            total asshole
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        grandpa is a                total ***ing asshole
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        who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his 
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    ass?              he rubs his dick in broken glass
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Verse2

When you ***ed grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
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did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?
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And
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this is ***ing stupid man!
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather!
I mean, you guys are related!
What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, he'd like to *** you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place and, this is stupid!
I hate you all!
I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight! 
Man, this is stupid!
I hate you!