A5
Even though Jeff was worried
F5
They weren't in a hurry
C5                         G5
They planned a lovely honeymoon
A5
Sue had a brand new Chevy
F5
Conservative, in good taste
C5                G5
Only 30 payments due
A5
They had outstanding tickets
F5
They had no car insurance
C5                              G5
But they had lots of things to do
A5
They were getting organised
F5
They had their plans all finalised
C5                         G5
The date was set for Saturday

C5                          A5
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
        D5    A5    G5
They're going for a blood test

A5
What if I don't pass my blood test?
F5
What about our marriage licence?
C5                       G5
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
A5
Don't act like it's your last chance
F5
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
C5                      G5
It's not like Gordon Avenue

C5                          A5
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married
        D5    A5    G5
They're going for a blood test
C5
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
A5
Sue took her foot off of the brake
   D5      A5   G5
He drove into a wall

B5
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
G5
I'll scratch your eyes out
D5                          A5
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
B5
Don't touch she's my fiance!
G5
Say, but I like the way you play
D5                       A5
An autograph from Orson Welles

B5
I'm a fan, here's my record
G5
It's one we can't get programmed
D5                         A5
We want to give to all of you
B5
They had a little argument
G5
Sue took her foot off of the brake
D5                       A5
He drove the car into a wall
B5
They had a little argument
G5
Sue took her foot off of the brake
D5                       A5
He drove the car into a wall
B5
They had a disagreement
G5
Sue took her foot off of the brake
D5                       A5
He drove the car into a wall