INTRO: |------------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------------------| |-4-4-4-4-----4---5-5-5-5-----5---4-4-4-4-----4----7-7-7-7-----7---| |---------2-2---2-------------------------5-5---5------------------| |-------------------------3-3---3--------------------------5-5---5-| BRIDGE1: |-------------2-2-3-5-| |-----2-3-3-5---------| |-4-4-----------------| |---------------------| |---------------------| |---------------------| B5 G5 D5 A5 i hope you flip some guy the bird he cuts you off and forces you to swerve B5 G5 D5 A5 in front of the beetles tour bus, a book bookmobile and a mack truck B5 G5 D5 A5 hauling hazardous biological waste, the light turns red, you have no breaks B5 G5 D5 A5 and hard copy gets it all on tape so you can see the look on your face. B5 G5 D5 A5 B5 D5 A5 die die die die die die die die die die die die die die B5 G5 D5 A5 i hope your pinto begins to spin, takes out a disabled vietnam veteran B5 G5 D5 A5 mows down a noble peice prize winner, and maybe some orphins have christmas dinner B5 G5 D5 A5 perhaps even the british royal family and the rabbi thats clutching the bottle fed puppy B5 G5 D5 A5 and we can't forget the newly weds and those jerry's kids are as good as dead F#5 G5 e|-2-2-2h3p2---2-2-2h3p2---| i hope this helps to enphisize b|-----------5-----------5-| g|-------------------------| F#5 G5 e|-2-2-2h3p2---2-| i hope this helps clarify b|-----------5---| g|---------------| i hope you die PLAY INTRO AND BRIDGE B5 G5 D5 A5 i hope your cell mate thinks hes god but cnn refered to him as bowling bag bob B5 G5 D5 A5 serveing time again for abuse of a corpse, only this time the victim's a clides dale horse B5 G5 D5 A5 while he masterbates to photos of live stock he does the silence of the lambs dance to rock B5 G5 D5 A5 eats fecese and quotes from deliverence, and fights with his inmaginary playmate vince B5 G5 D5 A5 B5 D5 A5 die die die die die die die die die die die die die die B5 G5 D5 A5 i hope he grins like jake nicholsin and forces you to play a game called balls on chin B5 G5 D5 A5 and whatever happens next is all a blur but you remember fist can be a verb B5 G5 D5 A5 when you finally regain conciousness your bound and gaged in a wedding dress B5 G5 D5 A5 and the prison gaurd looks the other way cuz he's the guy you flipped to bird the other day F#5 G5 e|-2-2-2h3p2---2-2-2h3p2---| i hope this helps to enphisize b|-----------5-----------5-| g|-------------------------| F#5 G5 e|-2-2-2h3p2---2-| i hope this helps clarify b|-----------5---| g|---------------| i hope you die PLAY INTRO AGAIN
