____________________________
   / Bloodhound Gang           /  Okay, the only reason I’ve tabbed this song is
  / The Ballad of Chasey Lain /  because I’ve already ear transcribed it as
 / Hooray For Boobies        /  we’ve decided to play it in our band! It’s about
/___________________________/  a crazy guy writing to the pornstar Chasey Lain,
                              complaining about that he hadn’t had a piece of
her titties yet (very imaginative, huh?, the album title says it all). But as
such Americans would say – we’re just havin’ a good time, man...  ;)



Gtr I (E A D G B E) – Electric Distorted
Gtr II (E A D G B E) – Electric Distorted


Intro:
 4/4
 Q=65 bpm
 Gtr I
  Db5           B5E5            B5  A5            B5Ab5           B5
  e   S e   S S S e   S e   S S S   e   S e   S S S e   S e   S S S
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|-6---x-6---6-6-4-----x---------4-|-2---x-2---2-2-4-----x---------4-|
|-6---x-6---6-6-4-2---x-2---2-2-4-|-2---x-2---2-2-4-6---x-6---6-6-4-|
|-4---x-4---4-4-2-2---x-2---2-2-2-|-0---x-0---0-0-2-6---x-6---6-6-2-|
|-----x-----------0---x-0---0-0---|-----x-----------4---x-4---4-4---|


  Db5           B5E5            B5  A5            B5Ab5
  e   S e   S S S e   S e   S S S   e   S e   S S S e   Q.
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|-6---x-6---6-6-4-----x---------4-|-2---x-2---2-2-4-----------------|
|-6---x-6---6-6-4-2---x-2---2-2-4-|-2---x-2---2-2-4-6---------------|
|-4---x-4---4-4-2-2---x-2---2-2-2-|-0---x-0---0-0-2-6---------------|
|-----x-----------0---x-0---0-0---|-----x-----------4---------------|
                                                        Dear Chasey...




1st Verse:
  Gtr I
    Db5             E5                A5              Ab5
    PM--------------------------------------------------------------|
    S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S   S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
||----------------------------------|----------------------------------||
||o---------------------------------|---------------------------------o||
||--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------|----------------------------------||
||--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--||
||o-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-o||
||------------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--||
...Lain, I wrote to explain...




Chorus:
 Gtr I
  Db5             E5                A5               Ab5
  PM----------------------------------------------------------------------|
  S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S   S S S S S S S S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S
|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------|-----------------------------------------|
|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6-|
|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6-|
|-----------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4-|
|
|Gtr II
| E               Ab                A                C
| S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S   S S S S S S S S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S
|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|
|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8-|
...You’ve had a lotta dick...


   PM-------------------|
   Db5                                      Db5           B5Ab5
   S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S H                 e   S e   S S S e   Q.
|-----------------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6-x---------------|-6---x-6---6-6-4-----------------|
|--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6-x---------------|-6---x-6---6-6-4-6---------------|
|--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4-x---------------|-4---x-4---4-4-2-6---------------|
|-------------------------x---------------|-----x-----------4---------------|
|
|  Db
|  S  S  S  S  S  S  S  S H                 W
|-----------------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|-------------------------x---------------|---------------------------------|
|-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-x---------------|---------------------------------|
|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-x---------------|---------------------------------|
|--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9-x---------------|---------------------------------|
                           ...But you ain’t had mine...




2nd Verse
...Lain, I wrote to complain...




Chorus




3rd Verse
...Lain, I wrote to constrain...




Chorus




Bridge:
 Gtr I
  A5                                B5
  PM----------------------------------------------|
  S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S   S S S S S S S S e   Q.
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---------------|
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|---------------------------------|
...Mom and Dad this is Chasey...


 1.
 Gtr I, II
  A5                                B5              Gb5
  S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S   S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|


 2.
 Gtr I, II
  A5                                B5              Gb5
  S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S   S S S S S S S S e   Q.
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4---------------|
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-----------------2---------------|
                                                        ...Would ya fuck...




Outro:
  Db5           B5E5            B5  A5            B5Ab5           B5
  e   S e   S S S e   S e   S S S   e   S e   S S S e   S e   S S S
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|-6---x-6---6-6-4-----x---------4-|-2---x-2---2-2-4-----x---------4-|
|-6---x-6---6-6-4-2---x-2---2-2-4-|-2---x-2---2-2-4-6---x-6---6-6-4-|
|-4---x-4---4-4-2-2---x-2---2-2-2-|-0---x-0---0-0-2-6---x-6---6-6-2-|
|-----x-----------0---x-0---0-0---|-----x-----------4---x-4---4-4---|


  Db5           B5E5            B5  A5            B5Ab5
  e   S e   S S S e   S e   S S S   e   S e   S S S e   Q.
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|-6---x-6---6-6-4-----x---------4-|-2---x-2---2-2-4-----------------|
|-6---x-6---6-6-4-2---x-2---2-2-4-|-2---x-2---2-2-4-6---------------|
|-4---x-4---4-4-2-2---x-2---2-2-2-|-0---x-0---0-0-2-6---------------|
|-----x-----------0---x-0---0-0---|-----x-----------4---------------|