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Bo Burnham

"I'm Bo Yo"

Standard Tuning

NO CAPO


Intro

E A C#m B (2x)


Verse 1

E                       A
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
               C#m                             B
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
         E                             A
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
  C#m                          B
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,
             E                            A
And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
               C#m                               B
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
  E                A
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
   C#m                      B
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
E                                        A             
Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
       C#m                          B
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
E                            A
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
         C#m                       B
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya

Chorus

    E
I'm bo yo
            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
         C#m                              B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or 
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
E           A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#m                           
Hey, What the fuck's a g spot?


E A C#m B

Verse 2
//This is a rhythm part normally without guitar, but if you want to play 
along...here are the chords

 
Go to a
E                     A
Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
     C#m                         B
Spin that plant around you got a third world country
E             A
That's right, consider yourself warned
    C#m                         B
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
     E                          A
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
     C#m                       B
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
E                    A
Look at that CRACK Excuse me can I buy a gram?
C#m                        B
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
E                A
First base, were making out
C#m                      B
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
E                       A
Third base, I'm getting take out
        C#m                      B
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
      E                        A
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
   C#m                     B
My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
E                       A
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
C#m                 B
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Chorus

    E
I'm bo yo
            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
         C#m                              B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or 
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
E           A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#m               B                       E
Provided that you point me in the general Direction 

A C#m B

E                          A
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
      C#m                                 B
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
         E                         A
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
        C#m                         B
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
   E                      A
My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
C#m                            B
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
                 E                       A
Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
    C#m                                 B
I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
              E                              A
That says you can't have sex with members of different sects
        C#m                 B
but you can't have sex with members of the same sex
          E                             A
So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same
         C#m                   B
then the only sex left is some left hand shame
E                           A
And girl I left you cause u left the game 
            C#m                         B
and if that don't feel right then u can write my name

Chorus

    E
I'm bo yo
            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
         C#m                              B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or 
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now
E           A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah
C#m               B                     
Ooohhh...but im inidaquite
       E              A
have i got that point across yet 
    C#m           B
How original 

E                      A
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
      C#m                             B
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
E                A
This isn't about ironic pigment
          C#m                       B      
If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.

   E                     E
My junks so long that it hangs and 
          C#m                         B
so at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings
E                            A
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings
       C#m                      B
if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
E                       A
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
          C#m                B
Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and
   E                      A
If I'm in the closet then you are below me
          C#m          B
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

Chorus

    E
I'm bo yo
            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
         C#m                              B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or 
E
Think your better your not
A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now

E A C#m B 
(bo skatting the outro)

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