Intro (slower):
E5 A5 C#5 B5

Verse 1 (up to tempo):
E5          A5                    C#5   B5
I've never written a book in my life
E5                A5
'Cause your tiny brains would never get it.
C#5                               B5                                     A5
Me compared to Shakespeare's like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife.
           B5
I gave you everything, but
E5                 C#5
I gave you simple minds so you made simple things.
A5                  B5
I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings.
E5                 C#5
I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings.
E5          A5
You're not going to heaven.
C#5                          B5
Why would you ever think I'd ever hang out with you?
E5          A5
You're all dicks, I don't need you.
C#5              B5                  A5   B5
I know a million aliens cooler than you.

So, fuck you.


Refrain:

Here, the first two chords get four beats, but the G#m gets eight.

E5              C#5    Ab5
Oh my, I said, oh my, God.
E5      C#5       Ab5
Oh my, oh my, God.
    E5                 C#5
I'm not gonna fix you.
    Ab5
I'm not gonna fix you.
       E5      C#5    Ab5
I said oh my, oh my, God.


Verse 2:
E5              A5                       C#5   B5
People give me money, but I don't know why.
E5              A5                      C#5       B5                  A5
'Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
       B5          E5                          C#5                       A5
I made every girl different, and they're all perfect just the way they are.
       B5                        E5               C#5
People tell them different, and people are smart.
                E5
I just made the stars.
                   A5
You think you know beauty and love.
C#5                          B5
Trust me, you don't; I'm the one who created them.
E5              A5                      C#5                      B5
You're overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them.
A5   B5
Fuck youuuu!


[Repeat refrain]


Bridge:

Same chords as the refrain, just in a different rhythm.

E5 C#5 Ab5  x4

E5              C#5                    Eb5                       Ab5
I created many beings, but you're the strangest that I've ever met.
E5                        C#5                  Eb5                    Ab5
You think that you're my children, but you're more like an annoying pet.
    E5                C#5           Eb5                    Ab5
The Messiah made the people wonder heavenly whether he's me,
            E5           C#5              Eb5                   Ab5
But I'm not into saving people who might nail me to a fucking tree.
           E5              C#5
You're all angry, crying, sad, and lost.
    Eb5                Ab5
You worship power and wealth.
    E5                    C#5            Eb5
The more that I watch you, the less I believe in myself.


Refrain:

This refrain ends a bit differently for the launch into the key change.

E5              C#5    Ab5
Oh my, I said, oh my, God.
E5      C#5       Ab5
Oh my, oh my, God.
    E5                 C#5
I'm not gonna fix you.
    Ab5
I'm not gonna fix you.
       E5      C#5    A5  B5
I said oh my, oh my, God.


Verse 3:
F#5                 B5                     Eb5  C#5
You're looking for answers that won't be found, no.
F#5       B5                      Eb5  C#5
How many answers can a raindrop find before it hits the ground?
F#5          B5
You think I kill you people.
Eb5         C#5                 F#5
You ask me 'Why?' when a child dies.
            B5                   Eb5           C#5                     F#5
Why would I kill someone when a hundred years passes when I blink my eyes?

B5 Eb5 C#5 F#5