Am E You walk into the room With your pencil in your hand F Am You see somebody naked And you say, "Who is that man?" F Dm You try so hard But you don't understand C Em Am Just what you'll say When you get home C Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is F Am Do you, Mister Jones Am E You raise up your head And you ask, "Is this where it is?" F Am And somebody points to you and says "It's his" F Dm And you say, "What's mine?" C Em Am And somebody else says, "Where what is?" C Em And you say, "Oh my God Am I here all alone?" Because something is happening here But you don't know what it is Do you, Mister Jones Am E You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek F Am Who immediately walks up to you When he hears you speak F Dm And says, "How does it feel To be such a freak?" C Em Am And you say, "Impossible" As he hands you a bone C Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is F Am Do you, Mister Jones Am E You have many contacts Among the lumberjacks F Am To get you facts When somebody attacks your imagination Am E But nobody has any respect Anyway they already expect you F Dm G To just give a check To tax-deductible charity organizations G7 AHHHHH! Am E You've been with the professors And they've all liked your looks F Am With great lawyers you have Discussed lepers and crooks F Dm You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books C Em Am You're very well read It's well known C Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is F Am Do you, Mister Jones Am E Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you And then he kneels F Am He crosses himself And then he clicks his high heels F Dm And without further notice He asks you how it feels C Em Am And he says, "Here is your throat back Thanks for the loan" C Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is F Am Do you, Mister Jones Am E Now you see this one-eyed midget Shouting the word "NOW" F Am And you say, "For what reason?" And he says, "How?" F Dm And you say, "What does this mean?" And he screams back, "You're a cow! C Em Am Give me some milk Or else go home" C Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is F Am Do you, Mister Jones Am E Well, you walk into the roomLike a camel and then you frown F Am You put your eyes in your pocket And your nose on the ground F Dm There ought to be a law Against you comin' around C Em Am You should be made To wear earphones C Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is F Am Do you, Mister Jones
