Bon Jovi & Sir Bob Geldof I Don't Like Mondays Bb F The silicon chip inside her head Eb F Gets switched to overload Bb F Nobody's gonna go to school today, Eb F She's gonna make them stay at home, Gm F And daddy doesn't understand it, Bb Eb He always said she was good as gold, Eb And he can see No reasons Eb 'Cause there are No reasons Eb F What reason do you need to be shown. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Eb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Eb F I want to shoot the whole day down. Bb F The telex machine is kept so clean, Eb F And it types to a waiting world, Bb Her mother feels so shocked, F Father's world is rocked, Eb F And their thoughts turned to their own little girl. Gm F Well, sweet sixteen ain't she peachy keen, Bb Eb And it ain't so neat to admit defeat, Eb There could be No reasons Eb Because there are No reasons Eb F What reason do you need. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Eb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Eb F Gm I'm gonna shoot the whole day down, down, down Eb Gm Eb I'll shoot it all down. Bb F And all the playing's stopped in the playground now Eb F She want to play with her toys a while. Bb F And school is out, oh and soon we will learn that Eb F the lesson today is how to die. Gm And then the bullhorn crackles, F Eb And the captain tackles with the problems and the Bb how's and why's Eb And he can see No reasons Eb 'Cause there are No reasons Eb F What reason do you need to die, die. Oh! Oh! Oh! Bb F The silicon chip inside her head Eb F Got switched to overload Bb F Oh! Oh! Nobody?s gonna go to school today, Eb F She?s gonna make them stay at home, Gm F And daddy doesn't understand it, Bb Eb He always said she was good as gold, Eb And he can see No reasons Eb 'Cause there are No reasons Eb F What reason do you need to be shown. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Eb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Bb Tell me why F I don't like, (Tell me why) I don't like Eb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Bb Tell me why F I don't like, (Tell me why) I don't like Eb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Eb F Gm I want to shoot the whole day down. Bb Eb F Bb Oo oo oooooo!