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                             99 Problems BC - Body Count
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I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West
Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest
I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South
I got a bitch who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth 
I got a bitch with air, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass big as a TV set
And there?s a bitch over there, 
Hey, the one I?m gonna get or maybe not!
She might not like me, though
No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though.
Or I rock the whole damn heard
Fuck them all and leave them on a curb.
I got a bitch with a mink, who likes a fat gold linc,
Who likes to fuck me with an ass upon the kitchen sink.
I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!
I love them crazily, and they love me back
That?s why they stay with me!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
Hit me!

[1]
99 problems and the bitch ain't one! 
[2]
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

[1]
I got a bitch, this old, a bitch, this new
A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue.
[2] 
I got a bitch this fat, a bitch this built
A bitch who all the titties give powder milk.
[2]
I got a bitch who?s funny, a bitch who ain?t 
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who can?t 
[2]
I got a bitch who loves fucking on airplane
I even got a bitch who have soul train. 
[1]
I got a bitch who owns rock top bands, long ends!
[2]
I got a bitch who?s broke as a plum 
But she?s the most fun!
[2]
I got a bitch who plays piano, a bitch who don?t 
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won?t 
[2]
A bitch who?s short, a bitch who?s tall
A bitch who burns my phone and probably calls

[1]
And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that?s why they stay with me
[2]
So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
Hit me!

[1]
99 problems and the bitch ain't one! 
[2]
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

[1]
I got a bitch who loves the G
She?ll fuck you right after she fucks me.
[2]
I got a bitch who loves boats
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes.
[1]
I got a bitch that?s fast, a bitch who?s slow
A bitch that?s a virgin, and a bitch that?s a hoe.
[2]
A bitch that lies, a bitch that?s true,
A bitch who?s a man, because your bitch is too!
[2]
I got a bitch this cool, a bitch this hot,
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
[1]
A bitch who?s lost, and one who knows where is at
She gets up on me and purrs like a cat.
[2]
I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
A bitch she yells, a bitch she talks,
[2]
A bitch this dirty, a bitch this mean
A super fan bitch that I not to.. me

[1]
Then I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that?s why they stay with me
[2]
So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
Hit me!
[1]
99 problems and the bitch ain't one! 
[2]
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one