E (022100@1)           B (x2444x@1)       A (x02220@1)            E (022100@1)        B (x2444x@1)             AIt's (x02220@1)fifty degrees in December and the heat in my house is always broke

      E (022100@1)         B (x2444x@1)         A (x02220@1)          E (022100@1)           B (x2444x@1)         ASo (x02220@1)it feels about twenty-five colder and I can't feel my fingers and toes.

D (xx0232@1)                       A (x02220@1)          G (320003@1)                     BI (x2444x@1)miss the G train with a passion that used to be reserved for hate.

     E (022100@1)                               AAm (x02220@1)I getting too carried away with the bullshit of leaving today?

GI (320003@1)know that I'm getting bored.

                    BReal (x2444x@1)bored with myself.

E (022100@1)                 B (x2444x@1)             A (x02220@1)             E (022100@1)         BIt (x2444x@1)was six o' clock with friends in Boston and I'm diggin' the winter's 

      Afirst (x02220@1)snow.

         E (022100@1)              B (x2444x@1)        A (x02220@1)             E (022100@1)     B (x2444x@1)                   
Now it's midnight, I'm drinking Blue Ribbons and I'm already sick of the 

Acold. (x02220@1)
D (xx0232@1)                          AThe (x02220@1)bartended skipped my Tom Waits songs.

     G (320003@1)                     BIt's (x2444x@1)Wham! now. I wanna "go go."

CHORUS

C#Let's (x43121@1)live like elephants

G#Stomping (xx1114@1)on sychophants

F#Paws (244322@1)in a polygraph

C#Not (x43121@1)favor loneliness

G#Over (xx1114@1)companionship

F#Let's (244322@1)not be jealous.

C# (x43121@1)                                                G#Let's (xx1114@1)give the pretentious a cure and not just a name.

C# (x43121@1)                                             F#'Cause (244322@1)I'm getting too carried away with the bullshit of leaving today.

Am# (x13321@1)                                               D#I'm (x43121@3)really more than just quite a bit bored of myself.

C# (x43121@1)                                             F#'Cause (244322@1)I'm getting too carried away with the bullshit of leaving today.

Am# (x13321@1)                                       D#I (x43121@3)didn't wanna be this damn unsure of myself.

       C# (x43121@1)  G# (xx1114@1)         F#But (244322@1)it never seems to get warmer.

   C# (x43121@1)       G# (xx1114@1)          F#No (244322@1)matter how far south you go.

      C# (x43121@1)    G# (xx1114@1)       F#It'll (244322@1)get too hot in the summer

        C# (x43121@1)          G# (xx1114@1)               F#And (244322@1)the sweat'll soak right through your clothes.

           C# (x43121@1)      G# (xx1114@1)          F#And (244322@1)you'll feel self-conscious and awkward

        C# (x43121@1)          G# (xx1114@1)         F#And (244322@1)the feeling stays with you all day

          C# (x43121@1)       G# (xx1114@1)     F# (244322@1)        Am# (x13321@1)              F#Until (244322@1)you go and put on a new t-shirt and throw that old one away.



The rest of the song repeats 

B, E, Gm#, F# over and over again.

eNJOY!