E             B         A              E          B               A       
It's fifty degrees in December and the heat in my house is always broke

      E           B           A            E             B           A
So it feels about twenty-five colder and I can't feel my fingers and toes.

D                         A            G                       B
I miss the G train with a passion that used to be reserved for hate.

     E                                 A
Am I getting too carried away with the bullshit of leaving today?

G
I know that I'm getting bored.

                    B
Real bored with myself.

E                   B               A               E           B
It was six o' clock with friends in Boston and I'm diggin' the winter's 

      A
first snow.

         E                B          A               E       B                     
Now it's midnight, I'm drinking Blue Ribbons and I'm already sick of the 

A
cold.

D                            A
The bartended skipped my Tom Waits songs.

     G                       B
It's Wham! now. I wanna "go go."

CHORUS

C#
Let's live like elephants

Ab
Stomping on sychophants

F#
Paws in a polygraph

C#
Not favor loneliness

Ab
Over companionship

F#
Let's not be jealous.

C#                                                  Ab
Let's give the pretentious a cure and not just a name.

C#                                               F#
'Cause I'm getting too carried away with the bullshit of leaving today.

Bbm                                                 Eb
I'm really more than just quite a bit bored of myself.

C#                                               F#
'Cause I'm getting too carried away with the bullshit of leaving today.

Bbm                                         Eb
I didn't wanna be this damn unsure of myself.

       C#    Ab           F#
But it never seems to get warmer.

   C#         Ab            F#
No matter how far south you go.

      C#      Ab         F#
It'll get too hot in the summer

        C#            Ab                 F#
And the sweat'll soak right through your clothes.

           C#        Ab            F#
And you'll feel self-conscious and awkward

        C#            Ab           F#
And the feeling stays with you all day

          C#         Ab       F#          Bbm                F#
Until you go and put on a new t-shirt and throw that old one away.



The rest of the song repeats 

B, E, Abm, F# over and over again.

eNJOY!