...MY PINK HALF OF THE DRAINPIPE...
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by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
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*from 'The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse' (1968)*
*CAPO 3rd FRET*
(Original Key: Bb)
Intro:
G Bm/F#, Em Bm/F# (x2)
Verse 1:
G Bm/F#
You who speak to me,
Em Bm/F#
Across the fence,
G Bm/F# Am, E
Of common sense.
Am Am/maj
How your tomato plant,
Am7
Will win a prize,
Am6
Won't that be nice?
Am D7
And by the way,
G
How's your wife?
C
Your holidays,
C+
Were spent in Spain,
Am7
You went by train;
D7
You'll go again.
Verse 2:
G Bm/F#
Have you seen me bullfight,
Em Bm/F#
Poster on the wall?
G
Do you know the 'appy,
Bm/F# Am E
Memory it re-calls?
Am Am/maj
Here's a photograph of me,
Am7 Am6
And my son, Ted,
Am
That's me cousin with,
D7 G
His hanky on his head!
C
We booked in at our 'otel,
C+
Just after two,
Am7
And met a family from Bradford,
D7
That we knew.
Interlude:
G G7
Oooh, what melo-dy-a!
(Burp!)
Chorus 1:
G Bm/F# Em Bm/F#
My pink half of the drainpipe,
G Bm/F# Am E
Separates next door from me.
Am Am/maj Am7 Am6
My pink half of the drainpipe,
Am D7 (n.C)
Oh, Mama!
(G)
Belongs to me.
Interlude:
G Bm/F#, Em Bm/F# (x2)
Sax Solo:
G Bm/F#, Em Bm/F#
G Bm/F#, Am E
Am Am/maj, Am7 Am6
Am7 D7, G
C C+, Am7 D7
Chorus 2:
G Bm/F# Em Bm/F#
My pink half of the drainpipe,
G Bm/F# Am E
Semi-de-tach-ed, ah!
Am Am/maj Am7 Am6
My pink half of the drainpipe,
Am D7 (n.C)
Oh, Mama!
(G)
Belongs to moi.
Interlude:
G Bm/F#, Em Bm/F# (x2)
Verse 3:
G Bm/F#
I have a sister in To-ronto,
Em Bm/F#
Who's a nurse,
G
And I've had a bit,
Bm/F# Am E
Of bother laying turf.
Am Am/maj
It's life, not books,
Am7 Am6
That taught me all I've learned,
Am D7
Woop, in the b'oven,
G
My rice pudding's getting burned!
C
'Ere, have you seen,
C+
The new attachment on me drill?
Am7
I must have the cat put down,
D7
'Cos he's ill.
Break:
(n.C)
Hey, neighbour!
Chorus 3:
G Bm/F# Em Bm/F#
My pink half of the drainpipe,
G Bm/F# Am E
I may paint it blue.
Am Am/maj Am7 Am6
My pink half of the drainpipe,
Am D7 (n.C)
Keeps me safe from,
(n.C)
You...!
Interlude:
(Glockenspeil):
G
G
I'm a wobbly jelly,
C G
You're a pink blanc-mange,
C G
I'm a sherry trifle,
A7 D7
You're a chocolate sponge.
G
Your dad wears a paper hat,
C G
Mine inflates bal-loons,
(n.C)
Whoops! Boodly boop!
(Pop!) Here comes a spoon!
Coda:
G Bm/F# Em Bm/F#
My pink half of the drainpipe,
G Bm/F#
Separates me from,
Am E
The in-credibly fascinating,
Am
Story of your life,
Am/maj Am7
And every day to day event,
Am6
In all it's minute,
Am D7
And tedious at-tention to detail...
G
And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday?
C
Or, oh, no, it wasn't though.
Oh, who cares anyway,
C+
Because I do not,
Am7
So Norman if you're normal,
I intend to be a freak,
D7
For the rest of my life.
And I shall baffle you,
G Bm/F#
With cabbages and rhinoceroses,
Em
In the kitchen,
Bm/F#
Incessant quotations,
G Bm/F#
From "Now We Are Six",
Through the mouthpiece,
Em
Of Lord Snooty's,
Bm/F# G Bm/F#
Giant poisoned e-lectric head.
Em Bm/F#
So there......
Outro:
G Bm/F#, Em Bm/F# (x6)
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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G Bm/F# Em Am E Am/maj Am7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
320003 224432 022000 x02210 022100 x02110 x02013
Am6 D7 C C+ G7 A7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x02212 xx0212 x32010 x32110 323000 x02223
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
