This is my first Tab...well its not really a tab is it...hmmm... well anyways  I 
wanted a chordal version so here it is!

(Palm Mute Verse)
D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)  G (320003@1)         ASuch (x02220@1)a big man, such a little chick.
D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)  G (320003@1)           AI (x02220@1)think it all goes back to your tiny
D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)name="chord_320003@1">G              APick-up (x02220@1)truck in the driveway,
D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)    G (320003@1)     AWith (x02220@1)a sticker on the window
G (320003@1)            A"Rest (x02220@1)in Peace Number 3".

(Strum)
D (xx0232@1)           A (x02220@1)Tell all your friends
G (320003@1)            AHow (x02220@1)you put her in her place.
D (xx0232@1)          A7 (x02220@1)pounds of makeup
G (320003@1)     A (x02220@1)              GJust (320003@1)to hide her beat up face.
G (320003@1)  G (320003@1)    G (320003@1)  ASuch (x02220@1)a pretty face.

[Chorus:]
D (xx0232@1)        A (x02220@1)           G (320003@1)      AIt (x02220@1)takes a tough man to slap her around.
D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)                     G (320003@1)        ASuch (x02220@1)a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

G (320003@1)                                 AShe's (x02220@1)wearing shades but we all see
C# (x43121@1)        G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1) GBehind (320003@1)the tinted glass.
G (320003@1)          B (x2444x@1)             
And I've got 99 biker friends
            A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1)      
That wanna kick your ass.

(Palm Mute)
DTell (xx0232@1)her that you're sorry.
ABlame (x02220@1)it on the beer.
GYour (320003@1)dad was mean to you.
A (x02220@1)                             B (x2444x@1)