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                I Can't Stand LA – Bowling For Soup
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Tabbed by: Fabio BlenderBR
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Verse:
        D                  B
Well I love New York like everyone
      E                  A
And I go to Las Vegas to Chill
       D                         B
I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back
     E                A
And Chicago keeps it real

        D                        B
I only leave Dallas when I have to, but
       E                A
When I do I like Tulsa, OK


Chorus:
       D           C#          B          A
And I ain't got nothing against California
   G       A       D
But I can't stand LA


Verse 2:
     D                       B
Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell
           E                       A
Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do!)
     D                            B
And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal
          E                              A
You can gamble drink and swear until you drop

      D                    B
The state of Ohio's been great to our band
            E               A
Along with Phili and Green Bay


Chorus:
     D        C#         B        A 
I got nothing but love for Hollywood
   G       A       D
But I can't stand LA


Verse 3:
         D                          B
I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe
    E                       A
Indianappolis and Hartford, too
    D                           B
Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls, and of course KC
    E                        A
Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo
    D                B                           E              A
Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget

Please take a moment and explain what sauget is, oh yeah, it's Saint Louis.
   

Chorus:
     D        C#             B             A
And I wish my friends would leave that place
    G         A       D
'Cause I can't stand LA


Bridge:
F#m
Traffic Sucks
B
No protected lefts
F#m
Snooty fucks
B
Pollution fills the air
F#m
Gang Fights
B
$7 beers
          E                 D           C#
And the threat of breaking off into the sea


(And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt)
E                            C#
Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi
     F#m           B
And diversity everywhere
E                           C#
Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing
     F#m           B
And the Santa Monica Pier


           E                      C#
Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics 
     F#m               B
and for the BFS radio play


Chorus:
       E         D#        C#      B
But please don't take this personally
        E        D#             C#          B
No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave
        E        D#          C#           B
And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is
E        F#m   E
I can't stand LA!