My first contribution....so be gentle with me!!

Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!

You-you-you-you-you!

Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro!

A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)             E (022100@1)              D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)         F#mMy (244222@1)teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her

E (022100@1)       D"No (xx0232@1)hablo Ingles"

A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)            E (022100@1)              D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)        
Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over
     E (022100@1)         D"No (xx0232@1)hablo Ingles"

A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)             E (022100@1)              D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)         F#mA (244222@1)hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar

E (022100@1)      D"No (xx0232@1)hablo Ingles"

A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)             E (022100@1)              D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)         F#mSome (244222@1)douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar

E (022100@1)    D"No (xx0232@1)hablo Ingles"

G(One! (320003@1))
When I'm not feeling it!

D(Two! (xx0232@1))

When someone's full of shit!

A(Three! (x02220@1))                 D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)   
When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar!

GTo (320003@1)make a getaway

DIt's (xx0232@1)all you've gotta say!

E(Quatro! (022100@1)Sinco! Seis! )

A (x02220@1)
"No hablo Ingles!"

F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1)"No hablo Ingles!"

A (x02220@1)  F#m (244222@1)  E (022100@1)   D (xx0232@1)"No hablo Ingles!"

A (x02220@1)  F#m (244222@1)  E (022100@1)   D (xx0232@1)"No hablo Ingles!"
(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)             E (022100@1)              D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)         F#mMy (244222@1)nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie

E (022100@1)      D"No (xx0232@1)hablo Ingles"

A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)             E (022100@1)              D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)         F#mWalking (244222@1)my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie

E (022100@1)     D"No (xx0232@1)hablo Ingles"

A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)             E (022100@1)              D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)         F#mMy (244222@1)mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday

E (022100@1)   D"No (xx0232@1)hablo Ingles"
A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"

(One! )
GSo (320003@1)many different uses! 
(Two! )
AYou (x02220@1)don't need no excuses! 
(Three! )
D (xx0232@1)                       A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1)   
It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade!

GThe (320003@1)perfect getaway!

DIt's (xx0232@1)all you've gotta say!

E(Quatro! (022100@1)Sinco! Seis! )
"No hablo Ingles!"

A (x02220@1)
"No hablo Ingles!"

F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1)"No hablo Ingles!"

A (x02220@1)  F#m (244222@1)  E (022100@1)   D (xx0232@1)"No hablo Ingles!"

A (x02220@1)  F#m (244222@1)  E (022100@1)   D (xx0232@1)"No hablo Ingles!"

---SPANISH BIT---- Alternate E & F(without barring)

Did you brush your teeth! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Where'd you leave your pants! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Did you feed the fish! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Do you like my band! ?
... Wait, don't answer that

A (x02220@1)
"No hablo Ingles!"

F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1)"No hablo Ingles!"

A (x02220@1)  F#m (244222@1)  E (022100@1)   D (xx0232@1)"No hablo Ingles!"

A (x02220@1)  F#m (244222@1)  E (022100@1)   D (xx0232@1)"No hablo Ingles!"