Calways (x32010@1)thought my movie
             G (320003@1) 
would be a comedy
                  F (133211@1)             Gnot (320003@1)quite the tragedy that its become
         C (x32010@1)             Gmore (320003@1)slapstick than chickflick
         F (133211@1)             Gmore (320003@1)Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
       F (133211@1)            G (320003@1)            F (133211@1)        GSo, (320003@1)thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution
F (133211@1)            
turn on the camera
Amsomeone (x02210@1)cue the extras
F (133211@1)                     Ghair (320003@1)and makeup to the set
   C (x32010@1)   
because the big screen's callin
          Gfinal (320003@1)casting call
          F (133211@1)                     Gits (320003@1)your big shot baby your the next big star
     C (x32010@1)                          G (320003@1)                Fon (133211@1)another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart
             Git's (320003@1)fallin apart
   F (133211@1)                         Gheaded (320003@1)for the cutting room floor
             F (133211@1)                 Gand (320003@1)in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl