Intro/Verse: e|------------------------------0-------0-----------------------| B|---5-5----7-7----8-8---2-2h3---3--3----3--3-------------------| G|----0-0----0-0----0-0---0----0---0-0-0---0-0------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|---3------5------7-----0--------------------------------------| E|----------------------------3---3---3---3---------------------| Chorus: "well the big surprise was televised...." e|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|----8-8----10-10-----12-12-12-12------------------------------| G|-----0-0-----0--0------0--0--0--0-----------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|----7------9---------10---------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| "....oh was it really such a sad event...." e|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|---8-8----7-7----5-5-5-5--------------------------------------| G|----0-0----0-0----0-0-0-0-------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|---7------5------3--------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| "you could capture this with camera clips....." e|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|----8-8----10-10-----12-12-12-12------------------------------| G|-----0-0-----0--0------0--0--0--0-----------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|----7------9---------10---------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| "another number on the birthday cake....you should act your age" e|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|---8-8----7-7----5-5-5-5---------4---4------------------------| G|----0-0----0-0----0-0-0-0-------0-0-0-0-----------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|---7------5------3-------------3---3--------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| and repeat!