Tempo : 135 bpm
Key : G5


    F5 
ANYA:This is the man that I plan to entangle.

F5    G5   G5
Isn't he fine?

G5
 My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle.

G5          G5   G5
 Vengeance was mine.



A5               C5
 But I'm out of the biz.

   F5                G5
The name I made I'll trade for his.

   A5           C5
The only trouble is...

G5             G5
 I'll never tell.


      F5
XANDER:She is the one,

          F5
She's such wonderful fun,

F5      G5          G5        
Such passion and grace.

G5
 Warm in the night

               G5
 When I'm right in her tight embrace!

G5        G5     G5
 Tight embrace!



    A5              C5
I'll never let her go.

   F5                   G5
The love we've known can only grow.

       A5                C5
There's just one thing that  -  no.

G5           G5
I'll never tell.


                           F5         A5
XANDER&ANYA:'Cause there's  nothing to tell.



G5  G5   G5
A:     He snores.
X:               She wheezes.


      G5
A:Say "housework" and he freezes.

     G5                              ( A5 )    D5
X:She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.

   A5
A:I talk, he breezes.

     F5
X:She doesn't know what pleases.

     D5                        A5     D5
A:His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe.


       G5 D5                E5   G5
X&A:The vibe     gets kind of scary.

          C5
X:Like she thinks I'm ordinary.

           C5
A:Like it's all just temporary.

          D5
X:Like her toes are kind of hairy.

            A5      D5
X&A:But it's all very well.

      C5         E5       G5
'Cause god knows I'll never tell.



G5   G5       G5
 A:       When things get rough he

      G5
A:Just hides behind his Buffy

     G5
A:Now look he's gettin' huffy

           ( A5 )         D5
A:'Cause he knows that I know.

     A5
X:She clings, she's needy,

       F5
X:She's also really greedy

     D5
X:She nev-er ...            - This is
A:        His eyes are beady!

  A5          D5
X: my verse! Hello?    She-


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       G5     D5
X&A:You know...
                  E5               G5
X:You're quite the charmer.
A:                       My knight in armor.
            C5
X:You're the cutest of the Scoobies
           C5
X:With your lips as red as rubies.
          D5
X:And your firm yet supple-

          G5    C5  A5   D5  G5
X;Tight em-brace!


G5   D5   E5  C5


G5    G5     G5
A:      He's swell.
X:                 She's sweller.
       G5
A:He'll always be my feller.

        G5                             A5   D5
X:That's why I'll never tell her that I'm  petrified.


      A5
A:I've read this tale.

         F5
A:There's wedding then betrayal.

   D5
A:I know there'll come the day

              A5     D5
A:I'll want to run and hide.


     G5      D5             E5
X&A:I   lied,    I said it's easy.

    G5         C5          D5
X&A:      I've   tried      but there's

         G5             G5
X&A:these fears I can't quell.

    D5                     F5
X:Is she looking for a pot of gold?

        E5                 E5
A:Will I look good when I've gotten old?

          C5
X:Will our lives become too stressful

        C5
X:If I'm never that successful?

        C5
A:When I get so worn and wrinkly

        C5
A:That I look like David Brinkley?

      A5       D5
X:Am I crazy?
A5 :            A5 I dreamin'?


      A5           D5
X:Am I marrying a  demon?

    D5                         D5
X&A:We could really raise the beam

                         A5
X&A:In making marriage a hell!


    D5  A5        E5         G5     G5
X&A:So  thank god I'll never tell.

    E5            E5         G5   G5
X&A:I    swear that I'll never tell.

  G5     E5          G5      G5
X:       My lips are sealed.

  G5     E5          G5      G5
A:       I take the fifth.

    E5         G5    E5        G5
X:   Nothin' to see. Move it along.

      C5          E5   G5     
X&A:  I'll never...    tell!