F                    Dm7
What do you get when you fall in love?
   Bb
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble
Am7                     D11        D7
That's what you get for all your troubble
Gm7                     C7 Bb7 F
I'll never fall in love again 
Bb7M   C7                   F
I'll   never fall in love again
F                        Dm7
What do you get when you kiss a girl
    Bb
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
Am7                  D11    D7
After you do, she'll never phone ya
Gm7                      C7 Bb7 F
I'll never fall in love again 
Bb7M   C7                                F
I'll          never fall in love again
 F                       C11   F
Don't tell me what it's all about
        C11                     F
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm not
 Am
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
 G7              C7
That is why I'm here to remind you
 F                        Dm7
What do you get when you fall in love?
       Bb
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
Am7               D11    D7
So far at least until tomorrow
Gm7                          C7  Bb7  F
I'll never fall in love a-  gain 
Bb7M  C7               C11 C7/9    F
I'll        never fall in love a-     gain