C                      Am7
       What do you get when you fall in love
       F7M
        A diamond pin to burst your bubble
       Em7                    Em7/A         A7
       That's what you get for all your trouble
       Dm7      G7      F7      C      
       I'll never fall in love again      .             
       F7M      G      C      C7M            G      C7M
         I'll       never fall in love again      .                     

       C                        Am7
       What do you get when you kiss a girl
       F7M
        You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
       Em7      Em7/A      A7
       After you do, she'll never phone you
      Dm7      G7      F7      C      
       I'll never fall in love again      .             
       F7M      G      C      C7M            G      C7M
         I'll never fall in love again      .                        

       C                       Dm/G      C
       Don't tell me what it's all about
       Dm/G                         C
       'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
       Em
       out of those chains, those chains that bind you
       D7      G
       that is why I'm here to remind you

       C                       Am7
       what do you get when you give your heart
       F7M
        you get it all broken up and batter
       Em7      Em7/A      A7
       that's what you get, a heart that's shattered
       Dm7      G7      F7      C      
       I'll never fall in love again      .             
       F7M      G      C      C7M            G      C7M
         I'll never fall in love again      .                     

       C                       Dm/G      C
       Don't tell me what it's all about
       Dm/G                             C
       'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
       Em
       out of those chains, those chains that bind you
       D7              G
       that is why I'm here to remind you

       C                    Am7
       What do you get when you fall in love
       F7M
        You only get lies and pain and sorrow
       Em7      Em7/A      A7
       So for at least until tomorrow
       Dm7      G7      F7      C
       I'll never fall in love again.       
       Dm7      G7      F7      C
       I'll never fall in love again.      
       Dm7      G7      C      C7M
       I'll never fall in love again.