THIS SONG, OBVIOUSLY, IS PLAYED WITH 2 GUITARS, BUT FOR THE MOST PART THEY ARE 
PLAYING THE SAME THING. PETE PLAYING REGULAR BAR CHORDS AND STEVE PLAYING F TYPE 
BAR CHORDS. THIS SONG IS IN THE KEY OF E MAJOR. 

E G# 4 TIMES

A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TWIN SETS
A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HI-FI
A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TV SEX
A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOU AND I

E G# 4 TIMES

A                 C
YOUR PASSION IS A PRODUCT OF HIGHLIGHT AND DETAIL

E G# 4 TIMES

D                C#                B        B A#
THAT COME HITHER LOOK, BONUS OFFER RETAIL

A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PICK UP TRUCKS
A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YELLOW PAGES
A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BURNING BOOKS
A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NEW AGES

E G# 4 TIMES

A                 C
YOUR EMOTIONS ARE CHEAP, CASH AND CARRY
D                  C#                          B        
YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE FOR ANY TOM, DICK OR HARRY
E (12TH FRET OF THE E STRING)
YOUR LOVE IS A CASHED IN CHECK, OH OH THATS THE WAY OF ALL FLESH

E G# 4 TIMES

A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CHAIRMAN MAO
A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOD ABOVE
A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE COW
A                    B
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PLUG IN LOVE

E G# 4 TIMES

A                C
YOUR PASTEURISED LIFE SO FIT FOR CONSUMPTION
D                C#               B
THOSE UNDRESSING EYES SO STRICTLY COMMERCIAL
E (12TH FRET OF THE E STRING)
YOUR LOVE IS A CASHED IN CHECK, OH OH THATS THE WAY OF ALL FLESH

E G# 8 TIMES
ALL FLESH, ALL FLESH

END ON E