G Hello Mrs. Johnson you self-righteous woman C Sunday School teacher what brings you out slumming G G7 C Do you reckon the preacher would approve where you are G D7 Standing here visiting with a back-sliding Christian G In a neighborhood bar Well yes that's my bottle and yes that's my glass C And I see you're eye balling this pretty young lass G G7 C It ain't none of your business but yes she's with me G D7 And we don't need no sermon you self-righteous woman G Just let us be C G The Lord knows I'm drinking and running around C D7 And He don't need your loud mouth informing the town C G The Lord knows I'm sinning and sinning ain't right D7 But me and the Good Lord's gonna have us a good talk G Later tonight Goodbye Mrs. Johnson you self-righteous biddy C I don't need your preaching and I don't need your pity G G7 C So go back to whatever you hypocrites do G D7 And when I talk to Heaven be nice and I'll put in G A good word for you C G The Lord knows I'm drinking and running around C D7 And He don't need your loud mouth informing the town C G The Lord knows I'm sinning and sinning ain't right D7 But me and the Good Lord's gonna have us a good talk G Later tonight