D                              A
I'm good at wasting time,
                                  Em
I think lyrics need to rhyme,

And you're not asking,
          G
But im tryna grow a mustache.
          D
I eat cheese,
                              A
But only on pizza, please,
                                          Em
And sometimes on a homemade casadea
                                       G
Otherwise it smells like feet to me.
Em
And I, I really like it
                    A
When the moon looks like a toenail
              G
And I love it when you say my name.

D
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this.
A
A part of me that shows,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Em
Everything
G
But remember that you asked for it.
D
I'm tryna do my best to impress
                              A
But its easier to let you

Take a guess at the rest
                                             Em
But you wanna hear the things in my brain,

My heart,
                G
Well you asked for it.
Em
For your perusing,
D
At times confusing,
A
Slightly amusing,
G
Introducing Me.

( D A Em G )
do-do do-do-do-do-do

do-do do-do-do-do-do

la-da-da-da la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
D
I never trust a dog to watch my food
                                           A
And I like to use the word "dude" as a noun or an
Em                        G
adverb or an adjective
               D                           A
And I, I've never been into cars
                            Em
I like really cool guitars and superheros
               G
And checks with lots of zeros on them
Em                            A                 G
I love the sound of violins and making someone
D
smi-i-i-ile
D
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this.
A
A part of me that shows,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Em
Everything
G
But remember that you asked for it.
D
I'm tryin' to do my best to impress
                                 A
But it's easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
                                           Em
But you wanna hear the things in my brain,
               G
My heart,
Well you asked for it.
Em
For your perusing,
D
At times confusing,
A
Slightly amusing,
G
Introducing Me.
Em                                               A
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
               D                                     G
So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-ime.
D
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this.
A
A part of me that shows,
Em
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything
G
But remember that you asked for it.
D
I'm tryna do my best to impress
But its easier to let you
A
Take a guess at the rest
                                          Em
But you wanna hear the things in my brain,
My heart,
                   G
Well you asked for it.
Em
For your perusing,
D
At times confusing,
A
hopfully amusing,
G
Introducing Me.

( D A Em G )
do-do do-do-do-do-do

do-do do-do-do-do-do

Introducing me.

( D )