D5                              A5
I'm good at wasting time,
                                  E5
I think lyrics need to rhyme,

And you're not asking,
          G5
But im tryna grow a mustache.
          D5
I eat cheese,
                              A5
But only on pizza, please,
                                          E5
And sometimes on a homemade casadea
                                       G5
Otherwise it smells like feet to me.
E5
And I, I really like it
                    A5
When the moon looks like a toenail
              G5
And I love it when you say my name.

D5
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this.
A5
A part of me that shows,
If we're close gonna let you see,
E5
Everything
G5
But remember that you asked for it.
D5
I'm tryna do my best to impress
                              A5
But its easier to let you

Take a guess at the rest
                                             E5
But you wanna hear the things in my brain,

My heart,
                G5
Well you asked for it.
E5
For your perusing,
D5
At times confusing,
A5
Slightly amusing,
G5
Introducing Me.

( D5 A5 E5 G5 )
do-do do-do-do-do-do

do-do do-do-do-do-do

la-da-da-da la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
D5
I never trust a dog to watch my food
                                           A5
And I like to use the word "dude" as a noun or an
E5                        G5
adverb or an adjective
               D5                           A5
And I, I've never been into cars
                            E5
I like really cool guitars and superheros
               G5
And checks with lots of zeros on them
E5                            A5                 G5
I love the sound of violins and making someone
D5
smi-i-i-ile
D5
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this.
A5
A part of me that shows,
If we're close gonna let you see,
E5
Everything
G5
But remember that you asked for it.
D5
I'm tryin' to do my best to impress
                                 A5
But it's easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
                                           E5
But you wanna hear the things in my brain,
               G5
My heart,
Well you asked for it.
E5
For your perusing,
D5
At times confusing,
A5
Slightly amusing,
G5
Introducing Me.
E5                                               A5
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
               D5                                     G5
So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-ime.
D5
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this.
A5
A part of me that shows,
E5
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything
G5
But remember that you asked for it.
D5
I'm tryna do my best to impress
But its easier to let you
A5
Take a guess at the rest
                                          E5
But you wanna hear the things in my brain,
My heart,
                   G5
Well you asked for it.
E5
For your perusing,
D5
At times confusing,
A5
hopfully amusing,
G5
Introducing Me.

( D5 A5 E5 G5 )
do-do do-do-do-do-do

do-do do-do-do-do-do

Introducing me.

( D5 )