Divorce Me C.O.D.By Carl Smith
C (x32010@1)                                      D7I (xx0212@1)just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m            
    G7 (320001@1)                              CSo (x32010@1)you can call your secret love and break the news to him.  
                                   D7You (xx0212@1)talked your little romance but on the strict Q T 
           F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1) A7 (x02020@1)   D7 (xx0212@1)     G7 (320001@1)C (x32010@1)C7so (x32310@1)if you want your freedom, p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.      

           F (133211@1)                C (x32010@1)    
I won't be round, to hear you cry
           D7 (xx0212@1)              G7I'm (320001@1)Texas bound, and bye and bye.
        C (x32010@1)                       D7You (xx0212@1)can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery
           F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1) A7 (x02020@1)   D7 (xx0212@1)     G7 (320001@1)C (x32010@1)so if you want your freedom, p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.

                                    D7Theres (xx0212@1)gonna come a day gall, when you'll be feeling blue
        G7 (320001@1)                                 C (x32010@1)        
You'll find you can't pay your bills with a little 'ole I.O.U.
                                   D7This (xx0212@1)dynamite you're messing with, may be T.N.T.
           F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1) A7 (x02020@1)   D7 (xx0212@1)     G7 (320001@1)C (x32010@1)C7so (x32310@1)if you want your freedom, p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.

            F (133211@1)                CNo (x32010@1)need to fall, down on your knees
              D7 (xx0212@1)       G7Cause (320001@1)I know all, my A.B.C'S
   C (x32010@1)                            D7I (xx0212@1)aint no college professor, aint got no P.H.D.
           F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1) A7 (x02020@1)   D7 (xx0212@1)     G7 (320001@1)C (x32010@1)so if you want your freedom, p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.