E5 G5 Tommy, you know, he had one deaf ear A5 E5 Back from his minesweeping days E5 G5 You never could tell just what he could and could not hear A5 E5 And he intended to keep it that way G5 C5 He joined the Navy just like his Daddy done G5 D5 When he was of the rightful age E5 G5 He took off right quick like many a kid did D5 C5 When his parents took hard to the drink E5 G5 And now it's coffee like it's fine wine, wine like it's water D5 C5 Any time's a good time, so go unlock your daughters E5 G5 With his motorcycle friends, they're going off again D5 C5 From the Black Sea all the way to Britain, E5 All the way to Britain E5 G5 She was a dame of New Jersey fame A5 E5 Lived her life like it was a bourre game E5 And if there were sides being taken G5 A5 E5 You better believe you wanna be on the side she was on G5 C5 She went to the city for secretary school G5 D5 Ended up working for the CIA E5 G5 She had a short hand that didn't suffer no fools D5 C5 She intended to keep it that way E5 G5 And she drank coffee like it's fine wine, wine like it's water D5 C5 Any old time she could have any horse she wanted E5 G5 And if you gonna? ride then you ride it like you stole it D5 C5 From a steeple chase E5 G5 She drank coffee like it's fine wine, wine like it's water D5 C5 Boys tried to give chase, but no one ever caught her E5 G5 'Til she found her love, and Sheila didn't let Tommy D5 C5 Sleep for days *Interlude* G5 D5 C5 E5 G5 D5 C5 G5 D5 C5 E5 G5 D5 E5 C5 G5 Their first meeting was hardly a word D5 C5 But he built her a harpsichord C5 G5 E5 And he found her unconscious just inside the door D5 And carried her to help C5 G5 Now every now and again D5 C5 She pretends to faint on the harpsichord bench G5 E5 And he picks her up again and carries her D5 Up to their bed E5 G5 And they drink coffee like it?s fine wine, wine like it's water D5 C5 Any time's a good time, ?cause now they have a daughter E5 G5 And she rides so fast, they said they gonna name her D5 C5 Farley E5 G5 They drink coffee like it?s fine wine, wine like it's water D5 C5 Don't ask what kind, it's just the kind our parents brought us E5 G5 From the Black Sea shore and the girl next door D5 C5 Who could ride E5 G5 They drink coffee like it's fine wine, wine like it's water D5 C5 Any time's a good time cause now they have a daughter E5 G5 And she rides so fast, they said they gonna? name her D5 C5 Farley E5 G5 And they drink coffee like it's fine wine, wine like it's water D5 C5 Don't ask what kind, it's just the kind our parents brought us E5 G5 From the Black Sea shore and the girl next door D5 C5 Who could ride... E5