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Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door
                                D                    A
But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home
                           E
I never dreamed that in a million years
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She'd settle for me.
A                             E                      
This room's to let, I only advertised this morning,
     F#                                       D                        
But here you are with three months rent and references that shine beyond
A
Belief.
                         E
Take me to my room , you said,
                       F#
No time to lose, you said,
                         D
And now you're making omelets and you ask me,
F#                       E
"Who's that girl on the fridge"
                            D                    
And I'm telling my life story,
                               E
But I guess she's too good for me.
A                   
She's not my girlfriend,
E                            F#
She's just a friend who's a girl,
                         D
She's my buddy, she's my best mate,
                A
She rocks my world,
                   E                         F#
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,
Or find the words,
        D
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.

A E F# D

A                               E                    
A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here,
    F#
No phones, no interruptions,
       D                                 A
Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel.
                                  E
But now you're here and I can't think,
                             F#      D
So why not stay and have a drink?

I don't mind if you don't mind.
Do you want to stay?
I don't mind.
Great.

F#                               E
And now she's going to live with monkeys,
                        D
See the world and disappear,
                         E
Am I what's keeping her here?
A
She's not my girlfriend,
E
She's just a friend who's a girl,
F#
She's my buddy, she's my best mate,
D
She rocks my world,
A                  E                          F#
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,
Or find the words,
         D
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.
A                E           F#
I can't take this anymore.
   D                                A 
I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat,
       E                             F#                                D
And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job,
                       A                     E
And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys"
                 F#                D
You're going to take her away from me.
A                       E
Alright, I didn't want to do this,
                          F#
But it might be the only way
                                   D                             A
The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay.
              E                  F#            D                       
So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here?
A
Sophie!
I don't wanna leave,
E
Sophie!
I can't leave,
F#
Sophie!       D
I love you, Sophie.
A                      E
But what about the monkeys?
                              F#
Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn,
           D
Just, for God's sake,
         A
Kiss the girl.