A5                              E5                        F#5
Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door
                                D5                    A5
But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home
                           E5
I never dreamed that in a million years
                 F#5            D5
She'd settle for me.
A5                             E5                      
This room's to let, I only advertised this morning,
     F#5                                       D5                        
But here you are with three months rent and references that shine beyond
A5
Belief.
                         E5
Take me to my room , you said,
                       F#5
No time to lose, you said,
                         D5
And now you're making omelets and you ask me,
F#5                       E5
"Who's that girl on the fridge"
                            D5                    
And I'm telling my life story,
                               E5
But I guess she's too good for me.
A5                   
She's not my girlfriend,
E5                            F#5
She's just a friend who's a girl,
                         D5
She's my buddy, she's my best mate,
                A5
She rocks my world,
                   E5                         F#5
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,
Or find the words,
        D5
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.

A5 E5 F#5 D5

A5                               E5                    
A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here,
    F#5
No phones, no interruptions,
       D5                                 A5
Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel.
                                  E5
But now you're here and I can't think,
                             F#5      D5
So why not stay and have a drink?

I don't mind if you don't mind.
Do you want to stay?
I don't mind.
Great.

F#5                               E5
And now she's going to live with monkeys,
                        D5
See the world and disappear,
                         E5
Am I what's keeping her here?
A5
She's not my girlfriend,
E5
She's just a friend who's a girl,
F#5
She's my buddy, she's my best mate,
D5
She rocks my world,
A5                  E5                          F#5
I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time,
Or find the words,
         D5
Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl.
A5                E5           F#5
I can't take this anymore.
   D5                                A5 
I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat,
       E5                             F#5                                D5
And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job,
                       A5                     E5
And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys"
                 F#5                D5
You're going to take her away from me.
A5                       E5
Alright, I didn't want to do this,
                          F#5
But it might be the only way
                                   D5                             A5
The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay.
              E5                  F#5            D5                       
So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here?
A5
Sophie!
I don't wanna leave,
E5
Sophie!
I can't leave,
F#5
Sophie!       D5
I love you, Sophie.
A5                      E5
But what about the monkeys?
                              F#5
Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn,
           D5
Just, for God's sake,
         A5
Kiss the girl.