Intro: e-77777777--1010101010101010-------| B-88888888-- 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8-------| G-99999999-- 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9-------| D----------------------------------| A----------------------------------| E----------------------------------| Em (022000@1) CSitting (x32010@1)in the living room, staring at the decorations D (xx0232@1) CFeels (x32010@1)so out of place in this house Em (022000@1) CSucking (x32010@1)on a toffee apple, munching on some pumpkin pie D (xx0232@1) CSeems (x32010@1)so out of place in his mouth Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1)Such incongruous cuisine, he eats a tangerine to clean his palate Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) DSomeone (xx0232@1)get that man a mince pie, before he starts to cry CDing (x32010@1)dong merrily on high C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhat (320003@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween? D (xx0232@1) COh, (x32010@1)woah oh C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) EmWhat (022000@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween? Em (022000@1) Trick or treaters come a-knocking C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) CAt (x32010@1)Saint Nicholas' door, but he ain't got no candy for them Em (022000@1) CTrick (x32010@1)or treaters getting angry, throwing eggs at Santa's door D (xx0232@1) CBut (x32010@1)he tells them they'll be sorry come December 24 Em (022000@1) CThis (x32010@1)holiday, it makes no sense, no Gold no Myrrh no Frankincense D (xx0232@1) CBaby (x32010@1)Jesus would be taking offence Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) DSanta's (xx0232@1)slouching by the fire in his jovial attire CHe (x32010@1)collapses to his knees, won't somebody help him - please? C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhat (320003@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween? D (xx0232@1) COh, (x32010@1)woah oh C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) EmWhat (022000@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween? C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhat (320003@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween? D (xx0232@1) COh, (x32010@1)woah oh C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) EmWhat (022000@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween? C (x32010@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)he lights a Jack-o-lantern, and he throws it in the road G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)And the kids all start a-screaming as the lantern does explode C (x32010@1) DBut (xx0232@1)the parents of those kiddies hold old Santa to the ground G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) Now Saint Nick is quite surrounded and Halloween is safe and sound C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GOh, (320003@1)what does Santa Claus do for Halloween? D (xx0232@1) COh, (x32010@1)woah oh C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) EmWhat (022000@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
