Intro - C5 E5 F5 G5 

C5                 
Lord I need a warm bed
E5
Away from all these train wrecks
F5               E5               C5
Pretty eyes all drilling for the kill
C5
Another big sensation
E5
Exhausting my affliction
F5                G5              C5
Patterns forming here beyond my will

C5    E5                  A5   A5     D5
Oh I know it aint gonna last past the weekend
   F5                           G5
So don't get your hands caught in the till
    C5                     E5            
You need good eyesight to see through those
        A5            A5            D5
And you can't see the creases for the end of your nose
   F5                   G5          C5
Oh four eyes all of my money's on you.

Chord pattern continues the same for verse, pre chorus and chorus,

Now would be a good time
To come clean 'bout the waistline
Swing your hips and floor him like a thief
When they need replacing
Will he still do all the chasing
Tear your stockings off with his false teeth
 
Oh I know it aint gonna last past the weekend
So don't get your hands caught in the till
You need good eyesight to see through those
And you can't see the creases for the end of your nose
Oh four eyes all of my money's on you 

Solo - C5 E5 F5 G5 

Oh I know it aint gonna last past the weekend
So don't get your hands caught in the till
You need good eyesight to see through those
And you can't see the creases for the end of your nose
Oh four eyes all of my money's on you 

*For this repeat of the chorus Simon strums through chords when playing it live*

need good eyesight to see through those
And you can't see the creases for the end of your nose
Oh four eyes all of my money's on you