G5 Well weren't we the rare oul' stock Spent the evenin' gettin' locked D5 Up in the Ace O' Hearts G5 C5 Where the high stools were engaging G5 Over the Butt Bridge, down by the dock, The boat she sailed at five o'clock. D5 'Hurry boys, now', said Whack, G5 C5 'Or before we're there we're all be back.' G5 Carry him if you can G5 D5 G5 The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man. G5 Before we reached the Alexander Bace The ding dong we did surely raise D5 In the bar of the ship we had great sport G5 C5 As the boat she sailed out of the port G5 Landed up in the Douglas Head Enquired for a vacant bed D5 The dining room we soon got shown G5 C5 By a decent woman up the road G5 'Lads, ate it if you can.' G5 D5 G5 The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man. G5 Next morning we went for a ramble round Viewed the sights of Douglas Town D5 Then we went for a mighty session G5 C5 In a pub they call Dick Darbies. G5 We must have been drunk by half past three To sober up we went swimmin' in the sea D5 Back to the digs for the spruce up G5 C5 And while waitin' for the rosie G5 We all drew up our plan. G5 D5 G5 The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man. G5 That night we went to the Texas Bar, Came back down by horse and car D5 Met Big Jim and all went in C5 G5 To drink some wine in Yates?s G5 The Liverpool Judies it was said Were all to be found in the Douglas Head. D5 McShane was there in his suit and shirt. G5 C5 Them foreign girls he was tryin' to flirt. G5 Sayin', 'Here, girls, I'm your man.' G5 D5 G5 The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man G5 Whacker fancied his good looks On an Isle of Man woman he was struck D5 But a Liverpool lad was by her side G5 C5 And he throwin' the jar into her. G5 Whacker thought he'd take a chance He asked the quare one out to dance D5 Around the floor they stepped it out G5 C5 And to Whack it was no bother G5 Everythin' was goin' to plan. G5 D5 G5 The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man. G5 The Isle of Man woman fancied Whack Your man stood there till his mates came back D5 Whack! they all whacked into Whack G5 C5 Whack was landed on his back. G5 The police force arrived as well, Banjoed a couple of them as well D5 Landed up in the Douglas jail G5 C5 Until the Dublin boat did sail, G5 Deported every man. G5 D5 G5 The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.
