http://www.chuckbrodsky.com/ Capo on IV Pretty simple pattern here: each verse is C F G, and each chorus is F C G C. Drop your pinkie on the high E string if you'd like. CWell (x32010@1)I was outside city hall FSlipped (133211@1)and took a terrible fall G (320003@1) CNegligence (x32010@1)on the part of I don't care who I fell so hard I was seeing stars FDollar (133211@1)signs fell from Mars G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)man who helped me up said I should sue FHe (133211@1)was a lawyer C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) CHe (x32010@1)was all out of breath COnce (x32010@1)I had an accident FNot (133211@1)too bad, just a little dent G (320003@1) CA (x32010@1)Mercedes hit me from the rear A man walked out in a three piece suit FAsked (133211@1)if a thousand dollars would do G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)said let me think for a minute here CHORUS FGotta (133211@1)talk to my lawyer CI (x32010@1)might have whiplash GI (320003@1)might have trauma CLet's (x32010@1)not talk petty cash FI've (133211@1)got a witness CPut (x32010@1)a hand on the bible GJury (320003@1)jury hallelujah CYou (x32010@1)might be liable Well my mama said Uncle Jim I just don't know what's wrong with him That son of mine is a no good big wazoo Well I have never overheard Such a bunch of slanderous words I tell you mama, I've got a mind to sue CHORUS Gotta talk to my lawyer Mama that was vicious Defamation of character, wrongful and malicious I've got a witness Put a hand on the bible Jury jury hallelujah You might be liable, mama Then I was trying to open up my map Spilled my coffee on my lap How was I to know that it was hot Went back to that fast food place To the manager with the happy face Said I want the name of whoever brewed that pot CHORUS Gotta talk to my lawyer Think I've got a pretty good case Get some crutches, maybe put on a neck brace I've got a witness Put a hand on the bible Jury jury hallelujah You might be liable
